Get a car, you hippie. The road is not for bikes. You don't pay registration, you have zero liability, you don't even consume gas which has tariffs that pay for the roads, and most importantly, you're downright annoying.

Funny when there's nothing between the lines you cunt. Fuck you later

There you go again comparing BF to COD. Different. Games.

You can't always play Call of Duty and watch the NFL at the same time you ass hat; Sundays only have 24 hours.

White Guy: [assists Africa]

What makes it even worse is my yoga instructor gives utkatasana this stupid emphasis. "UtKAHHHHTasana." Like a fake Italian chef. And then I feel rage. And then I lose my balance.

Definitely not a Happy Gilmour.

I'd watch the hell out of Sudeikis in a full screen adaptation of An American Coach in London.

So, what, he just gets to enjoy another joint?

He should have known something was up when the guard handed him a TMZ legal pad .

your affliction shall be ginger hair and skin to match

How did that link add any clarity to the nonsensical statement that "Saw probably wasn't even the best Saw"?

What school is Northwestern playing here? Oregon State???

Enough with the fucking "golazo" shit.

Judging on my limited knowledge of pastry baking and the image above, I can say with certainly that the recipe is something like:

1- make croissant dough.
2- instead of slicing it into triangles and rolling it into crescents, cut out circles as you would a shortbread cookie. Larger, though.
3- poke hole?
4- fry
5- frost
6…

@hewhoroams: I'm pretty sure telling people in they're in the control group would ruin the experiment. Unless the experiment was to determine the effectiveness of control groups in double-blind studies.

Did everyone at Lifehacker have a donut this morning, feel guilty about it, then search for research that makes eating a sugary donut a good choice?