Even the penguins ice girls take blatant dives when no one came close to touching them

That's one of the best impressions of Sidney Crosby you'll ever see.

Who will clean up the ice girl?

Am I the only one who read this and thought it might have been written by this guy:

Beyond the obvious reasons to be disturbed by this, was anyone else disturbed by simply the very beginning? "If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"

Okay, shoot me. But, aside from the title, I actually think this is mostly good advice for young men. Talk to girls! Don't know what to say? Here are some questions you can ask them! Be a good host and offer to get them a drink! Escort them to the bar (bonus: they'll know they're not being drugged!) Ask them…

Got a news flash for ya. Post Part partum depression is not only not a real thing, but it would not lead to something as insane as this. Next explanation please. This time let's get a litttttttttle closer to the truth. I mean I'm no conspiracy theorist but zero attacks on the white house for decades, and this happens…

To the people saying that the "pigs" shot an unarmed mother without a weapon", newsflash, she had a weapon, a 3400 lb. automobile that she was using to mow down SS agents and police officers. She also didn't work for any government agency or affected by the shutdown. She worked in a medical office, and she was fired…

There's good video of the chase on CNN right now. Police have guns on her and telling her to get out of the car while it is stopped. Instead she pulls out and attempts to run them over. This is using the car as a deadly weapon.

I think fighting does have a place in hockey, with some exceptions. However, I take issue with "Why the fuck to we even need hockey?"

That was true in the past but for at least the past 10 years if not more there has been an explosion of excellent brewers. Yes there are plenty of microbrews that are still crap but there are also quite a few world class beers with actual flavor and balanced levels of alcohol for the type of brew. And if high alcohol…

Watch A Guy Stare At Realistic Naked Bodies. Thanks, Virtual Reality.

OMG Patricia, they`re NAKED! Better go tell Mom... Grow up and stop being a Puritan...

Let's see, originally posted by Michael Ballaban on Jalopnik, promoted by Jesus Diaz on Kinja and then shared by Gabrielle Bluestone on Gawker, that's a hell of a newes aggregation system. Pretty soon Gawker media will be up too 100% efficiency at recycling it's own posts. The only thing missing on the Gawker FP post…

Jesus Christ...

What this guy did was not just stupid silliness, it was physically dangerous for him, and you should probably not be publicizing it as an entertaining stunt lest someone else try to reproduce it and die. (And I have never written such a stick-up-my ass post to any of these sites).

You tell your stories so concisely.