Even the penguins ice girls take blatant dives when no one came close to touching them

That's one of the best impressions of Sidney Crosby you'll ever see.

Who will clean up the ice girl?

Am I the only one who read this and thought it might have been written by this guy:

Beyond the obvious reasons to be disturbed by this, was anyone else disturbed by simply the very beginning? "If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"

Okay, shoot me. But, aside from the title, I actually think this is mostly good advice for young men. Talk to girls! Don't know what to say? Here are some questions you can ask them! Be a good host and offer to get them a drink! Escort them to the bar (bonus: they'll know they're not being drugged!) Ask them…

I think fighting does have a place in hockey, with some exceptions. However, I take issue with "Why the fuck to we even need hockey?"

Watch A Guy Stare At Realistic Naked Bodies. Thanks, Virtual Reality.

OMG Patricia, they`re NAKED! Better go tell Mom... Grow up and stop being a Puritan...

Let's see, originally posted by Michael Ballaban on Jalopnik, promoted by Jesus Diaz on Kinja and then shared by Gabrielle Bluestone on Gawker, that's a hell of a newes aggregation system. Pretty soon Gawker media will be up too 100% efficiency at recycling it's own posts. The only thing missing on the Gawker FP post…

Jesus Christ...

What this guy did was not just stupid silliness, it was physically dangerous for him, and you should probably not be publicizing it as an entertaining stunt lest someone else try to reproduce it and die. (And I have never written such a stick-up-my ass post to any of these sites).

And they're so interesting!

You tell your stories so concisely.

Get a car, you hippie. The road is not for bikes. You don't pay registration, you have zero liability, you don't even consume gas which has tariffs that pay for the roads, and most importantly, you're downright annoying.

@hewhoroams: I'm pretty sure telling people in they're in the control group would ruin the experiment. Unless the experiment was to determine the effectiveness of control groups in double-blind studies.

Did everyone at Lifehacker have a donut this morning, feel guilty about it, then search for research that makes eating a sugary donut a good choice?