I would imagine with all the publicity and media hype this kid is being given that there are many girls nationwide who are becoming curious about his schtick.

I would argue that what is truly amazing here is that you paid such close attention to the video, yet apparently couldn't muster your way through the two-paragraph article that followed. Clearly stated is that the streak stretched across two games.

"As he provided me with his warm, welcoming embrace, I could tell he instantly knew everything about me. When our eyes met, he saw right through me. My weaknesses, fears, and vulnerabilities all for one brief moment seemed to be in harmony with the forces of the universe; as if in that instance the stars were…

I blame Steve Winwood

It doesn't take a genius to read, and understand your little one-liner. But apparently, it takes some comprehension ability to separate the message from the messenger. If you have a vendetta against journalists, then by all means feel free to unabashedly throw idiotic thoughts, like this one, around.

That throw was so tenacious, so... gritty!

I love all of the commenters who come to a comedy blog looking to take things a bit too seriously. As a primarily hockey fan (while keeping the Bruins fan base in mind) I think you are spot on with Boston's sport 'fans.'

In other news, a disheveled Barry Dincum emerged from a neighboring billiards hall and was more than happy to entertain questions:

The EA Sports NHL series mastered this option, as well. Everything is at the mercy of your Godlike power- from skater agility to shot power, to goalie reaction speed and the frequency with which they cover the puck, to injury, penalty, and fight frequencies. You could customize the physical limitations of your…

Because replying to a comment on a public blog is synonymous with stalking.. How's the weather on that island in your head?

Yeah you just keep trying to act like you didn't just make a huge jackass out of yourself (while simultaneously making an even bigger jackass out of yourself)