They would still be funny Tumi. 

Said the DA, this will make for a briefcase. 

In the only game I ever umped- I kept striking out the kid who threw tantrums cause I wanted to see him lose his shit over and over again. Balls were bouncing before the plate and thrown behind him. No matter -STEEEEEE-RIKE!!!!!!

I looooove booty call.

How much does Jim Carrey hate Jamie Foxx. He had the career pivot Jim desperately wanted. And now people rarely think of Foxx as they did during the first part of his career.

The robe is really becoming the white van of the garment family.

That was the problem.

Are you me? I always say this too. Even almost published same thought on this article.

What’s got four eyes and must C-section.

Let’s just hope Cuomo doesn’t go rooting around his dad’s attic for those old placards for when he ran against Koch.

+3:16

So you are the looney tune type of commenter that everyone always warns one about on this blog.

Let me count the ways you are an idiot. One, even if I give you the benefit of the doubt, remembering how insanely dumb you are, and therefore maybe, maybe, maybe read some ambiguity into my original statement - You are…

If history is any indication, a bankruptcy and a divorce.

Those are not mutually exclusive facts. And the first one will trump the second.

Sometimes it’s easier to do nothing and just enjoy the joke.

Kim K. talking to her domestic in the morning.

MLB fields getting smaller cause they no longer share space with football teams. And any reduction in space is relegated to cheap seats. Most revenue is generated from lower bowls and luxury suites. Builders are more cognizant to pay attention to dollar makers.

Hundreds of millions was just spent renovating the Garden. It ain’t going anywhere.

Barclays will not be a whole lot less busy. They want the Islanders out cause they have more profitable alternatives. And no way Dolan can send the Liberty to Barclays anyway - a rival NBA team owns and runs the place.

Retitled: Give me New York Liberty or give me death.