When it's closing all but 5 clinics in the entire state, yes...it is basically banning abortion. When it requires that the abortion doctor has admitting privileges., yes...it is basically banning abortion. When it makes the cut off week earlier based on debunked science, yes, again...it is basically banning abortion.…

Uh. Hey, most of us are outraged.

Gerrymandering. The urban areas are split up so their votes don't really count.

Any way you slice it, I love my Bowie cheekbones! #humblebrag #firsthashtagiveeverusedinmylife

Wait... what if my jaw says, "marry me" while my cheekbones just say, "climb on"? Does my nose become the deciding factor? My eyebrows?

I'm going to be less charitable and guess that Doug hasn't seen it.

Creepfest Broadway musical? How the F is Into the Woods a creepfest? Geez.

I don't understand how they can not cast Bernadette Peters: she IS "Into the Woods".

Just so you're aware, guy who thinks this doesn't happen in real life because jazzhands thus women shouldn't complain about the things that this actually causes in our lives, I posted about this on my Facebook feed and a guy that I know who is almost 40 chimed in to tell me how great the core of the advice in these…

No. There is literally nothing on earth more obnoxious than undergraduate philosophy majors. The most pompous, puffed up, full of themselves annoying bastards on a college campus. French lit majors wish they could achieve the level of mental masturbatory discourse as the philosophy major. We had hella fun parties…

If that "common interest" is manipulating people into sex, then they deserve to be generalized. And mocked. But this guy didn't even get to the mocking. He stopped with the generalizing. That's no reason to punch someone in the eyeball.

Seriously, a hilarious sendup/takedown of annoying-to-dangerous shit women actually have to face on a frighteningly frequent basis? What is Jezebel thinking publishing this stuff?

Yeah, just those guys on craigslist. And the ones who come into the store where I work. Or the ones who harass me at bars. Or just on the street. Or...basically anywhere.

Oh, PUAs. You little, little fools. I've encountered many of you over the years, but my favorite by far is still the man I'll call Barney (for obvious reasons, and most you probably aren't dating a Barney, and I do not want to associate your lovely partners with this terrible person by using the same name).

In college, a guy I took a GRE prep class with was being all flirty and I was all "meh", but then he put his hand on the middle of my thigh. HELL TO THE NO! Unless I say we're dating, the most you will get to do is touch my fucking knee. It was brief "kino" and I was completely freaked out by his forwardness that I…

My college flatmate read The Game and over the course of a weekend became a PUA. A sickening, terrible PUA. Classics included "your nose is a bit too big for your face," and "you smell like a hamster I had as a kid".

I cannot stress this enough: READ THE BOOKS. I know, I know— ain't nobody got time for that, but if you do give these books a good 20 minute scan, you are armed for all kinds of hilarity later that night when you label their tactics with the same jargon they were taught with, for example, "OH! Nice neg! Am I the first…

I might try some of these moves on my husband tonight. I might be 5'1" to his 6'4" but I'm gonna put him in my lap and then put his hand right on my vagina. RIGHT. ON. MY. VAGINA.

Yo, guy who clearly never has to worry about this: if you are a young woman and you go out in a city, you will have to deal with this bullshit. You're correct in your assessment of the men reading the PUA stuff, but it's not like they're ALWAYS hiding on the internet. Sometimes (often) they're in your face at a bar,…

If any of these things start happening to you, grab the man by the shirt, pull him an inch from your face and scream "YOU ARE GIVE ME BABY TONIGHT YES?" Then start to recite the "Twilight" script and stick your tongue up his nostril

100% guaranteed to fend off ANY man.