Ok, thanks, I will resume plans to see it!

It’s probably all the poor girl has.

No, no, dear, we say “the Boston AREA” for maximum effect. Because it’s actually CAMBRIDGE, you know.

Oh, no. I mean, I’m a proud Masshole and all, but I did spend a few miserable years in NJ and I just have to say, we have work to do if we want that title. Time to suit up.

Do you think it’s a fault of intention or of understanding? Or both?

Nor me! (We got jackets.)

That’s what I was afraid of! Dammit.

Liked the book. It was our town’s book of the month. (Because our town is awesome).

And Andover! What an advertisement, eh?

It’s really not that good. But good for such young filmmakers, I guess.

Yes, it totally does. GW Bush was at the business school. You’re not going to say HE’s not smart?!!!!

Damn, now I am too. Thanks.

Rightly!

And also those men, who have strayed so far. God — if there is a God — reclaim them.

How do they live with themselves? Are they just so twisted they can’t understand that other people are real?

I don’t have kids so I can’t say for sure, but I hope I’d have enough humility and compassion to recognize that other people’s kids matter. Clearly this is not a concept with which affluenza mum is familiar.

I think I love you.

Exactly. No matter what happens next, that child is dead. She never gets to escape from that horror.

Aw, how sweet of you to say! The secret to my “niceness?” Age. It mellows.

You’re most welcome.