But since you have been so gracious, I see that I was mistaken in my censure. I’ll get off my horse now.

I don’t like the way you phrased the last part of your post. I think you should have been more circumspect in voicing your suspicions.

Sister!

Sounds good! As long as you are happy together, who cares what you’re doing?

Whoa, that sounds pretty freaky and definitely like not the basis for a lasting and healthy relationship!

Laugh at you.

So true! I guess in cases like that the couple may be able to reframe their sense of what they need from a partner, but it sure can be tough to navigate. Like, a person who loves opera might want a partner who shares that interest, but if she ends up with a guy who loves her but only wants to watch Netflix, she might…

I’d be a little more worried about your coworker being stupid.

I hate Texas.

Thank you, that is exactly what I thought!

Not to diminish the suckiness of what you’ve had to go through (your bosses should all fuck porcupines right now), but I am very jealous! My hair is straight and hair-colored.

I was always super girly and totally admired what I privately called “sporty girls.” Bet I would have thought you were hella cool.

Trade ya!

Never underestimate the effect of being wanted. If he/she loves you, it’s easy to throw the checklist out the window. At least, it can work that way.

Right, yes, them too.

Offensive to trolls, cancer and orangutan genitalia.

I know, right?

Holy sh it your cousin rocks!

In Charlaine Harris even the wereanimals need them. Only the vampires get to go bareback.

Sounds very fun! And while werewolves are certainly awesome, they are not actually necessary. Sometimes a girl just has to branch out!