I explain to the server; the kitchen is always happy to accommodate. (In my experience.)

Shoe leather is yummy. Cannot order it out, though. Torturing chefs is mean.

That sucks. Sorry.

Oh, you folks in Vancouver with your perfect city by the sea and your awesome university and your national healthcare and shit. Go jump in the lake.

They might be right. After all, Herman Cain (crazy pizza tycoon from last time, couldn’t speak in complete sentences, had no idea that China is a nuclear power?) was just trying to sell some books.

Look behind you.

Because that is reality, and the entire GOP has decamped to an alternate dimension in which facts have no meaning.

A lot of us freaking love President Obama down here too. The thought of a Trump presidency makes us want to dive headfirst into a boiling vat of hyena shit.

The day will come. Oh, the day will come.

You just made me laugh at 6:30 on a Monday morning. And I have to go to the dentist at 11:00.

If only they could just be put down like the mad dogs they so closely resemble!

Good health is worth a lot! I’ve heard.

Both!

Totally valid argument.

I saw the conversation you had with another commenter on this subject. As his views coincide with mine, I won’t repeat them.

Great points, but I think the tone of your first line is nasty and uncalled-for.

Exactly!

Exactly what I thought!

Exactly. That is some disturbing shit there. I hope she loses this jackass in a hurry. He is up to no good.

Oh, honey. I know this is none of my business, but I simply can’t help wanting you to run in the opposite direction as fast as possible.