Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

AOC’s snark game is on point.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

This only proves Chris Wondolowski definitely murdered someone.

There’s a reason they call it a one-arm bandit.

And Oklahoma City! Democrat Kendra Horn won OK-5 last night in an astonishing upset. The race got zero national attention heading into the midterms and still isn’t being given much attention now. The district was rated as Likely Republican and hasn’t been represent by a Democrat in 44 years. I’m still in shock by her…

Might be the first time Edina couldn’t have their cake and eat it too.

The voting thing knocks me out. I’m from Australia, where voting is compulsory, and enrolment is stupidly easy. It’s almost like whoever designed the system actually wanted people to vote. Seriously, when I move, I just update my enrolment online. And on actual election days, I just show and tell the nice people my…

Tough draw for Arsenal.

Zlatan Ibrahimovish

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Oh my goodness, looks like we got ourselves a natural disaster!

The dodger did win.

The only knock on Penn hosting the Ivy League tournament is that it might make sense to have it at an Ivy League school.

The way around that for car insurance is charging based on “number of years of driving experience” which obviously gets the same results most of the time.

No, it means Mueller has emails showing they knew. He just wants to see are these fuckers dumb enough to destroy the evidence and give him an open-and-shut “obstructing justice” case.

(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

(Australian here.) Was the “In Australia there was a shooting at a school in 1999" line meant to refer to a mass shooting? Because we, um, haven’t ever had one of those at a school. *awkward pause* In 1996 we had a mass shooting at a tourist attraction in Tasmania (35 casualties oh my god holy fucking shit), and in I…