(Perhaps “Colostomy Bag?”)

(Australian here.) Was the “In Australia there was a shooting at a school in 1999" line meant to refer to a mass shooting? Because we, um, haven’t ever had one of those at a school. *awkward pause* In 1996 we had a mass shooting at a tourist attraction in Tasmania (35 casualties oh my god holy fucking shit), and in I…

Arsenal will crush their next couple Europa opponents, Billy will write that they’ll be ok, and then they’ll promptly get pantsed 3-1 by a team none of us has ever watched.

“volvo’s, they’re boxy, but they’re good.”

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

239 kilos is about 526 pounds.... also on twitter people post picture of athletes and same height and weight and guess what??? they are in ultimate shape.

The sad thing is, it’s not inherently bad. It’s made bad by bad people. People that do not practice what they preach. Although I’m not religious, I’m not a Christian, because of an ex girlfriend, I did attend a local church several times, I’d say at least 2-dozen Sundays. The pastor was genuinely a joy to listen to,…

(credit to @KrangTNelson)

More like he rode the emasculator, amirite?

Ow My Balls! It’s a TV show that will appear in the near future.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

I can’t believe they killed off Snoke in the middle of the fucking movie and then had Kylo Ren take over the entire First Order. That is such a ballsy move.

• The little boy’s very subtle Force-pull on his broom at the end.

Man, I used to pour over every tiny detail in those old McQuarrie paintings when I was a kid. I got “The Art of Star Wars” for my 10th birthday (back in the 70s.) Read it until it fell apart. Bought a new copy as an adult. Just thinking about it gives me the warm-fuzzies

The whole Republican Party has gone anti-semantic. I mean, Trump is two years into an all-out assault on meaning itself.

“Appleton is, technically speaking, good shit.”

I’m at this game on some “free tickets, why not”. The craziest part is the whole arena was watching Markell Johnson from NC State with what looked like a pretty serious knee injury on the other bench, and all of a sudden they’re giving a player CPR on the other bench and everyone is screaming and crying. They had to…

Pop and Zooropa above Boy and The Unforgettable Fire is roughly tantamount to Jack and Captain Eo over The Conversation an Apocalypse Now