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It’s better from top to bottom than any league though.

I think Worthen has a point. But then I’m old.

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

I don’t go to Soulcycle often because I have better things to spend $34 on (i.e. wine). I will say, though, that I get it. I loved mocking it before one of my friends twisted my arm and made me go. They really nailed the combination of music, workout, and atmosphere, to the point where the inspirational shit the…

I was born and raised in L.A. and live here now. I’ve lived elsewhere for extended periods as well. If I could carve out Santa Monica, Venice, Malibu, and the Coastal South Bay and guarantee a $300,000 minimum household income - I’d put L.A. top five.

The OJ trial really was a flashpoint and caused a number of changes in the media. I don’t know if any trial has had quite an impact as this one. I have to say it’s been interesting to watch the show and catch some of the nuance that went over my head as a child.

Finally, you guys decide to report on the wrestler winning.

Where’s Eileen? She’ll straighten this out.

“Allegedly.” Lisa Rinna made me type that.

As a lifelong West Coaster who gets to watch a lot of sports in the morning, (with accompanying bloody marys), can be done with NFL football in time to sober up for dinner if necessary, and watch the East Coast feed of Game of Thrones and be in bed by 10, I have three things to say to you: “Neener. Neener. Neener.”

I laughed, so know that when you arrive in Hell, you’ll never walk alone.

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

Nah, I prefer the regular Legos....

Yeah, but what did you bring to the potluck event?

As the mother of sons and daughters and grandmother to grandsons and granddaughters I can honestly say no one seems to have more fun with his penis than a little boy. I once walked into the living room and saw my three year old, naked and spraying piss in the air as he spun in a circle. Apparently he was inspired by a…

Can’t star Diana’s post enough (OK I can’t star it at all, but whatever). Six of us sat down in a sports bar in Laramie, Wyo., and asked to have the big TV next to us switched to that game. I know there were people around us who were not jazzed about that.

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.