Once you understand the Subdivisions of the brain and you Show Don’t Tell that your patients will Stick It Out, that’s when The Big Money comes. Until then, its One Little Victory at a time.

Hey, now. Don’t throw us all under the bus just because she and her fully scumalum D’Souza somehow oozed their way through four years in Hanover.

I played baseball at Dartmouth (Class of ‘93) and on more than one occasion, we would show up for weekend games to find out that someone had rolled back the tarp and the sprinkler system had been turned on. Coincidentally, the other team would often show up looking particularly beleaguered. I’m sure there was no…

Hey now! Dartmouth ‘93 here can confirm that, as Engineer_I_am noted above, my classmate Lucy and I used to carve Cornell jokes into our stone tablets every chance we got.

I mean this with complete respect, but can someone help this old and explain what a “reproductive justice activist” is? Thanks.

I’m just happy to see an Arsenal team win for a change.

Who said you have to be a slav to those unwritten rules?

I agree with your assessment, sadly.

Old lawyer trick: subpoena the things you already have from other sources; see if they produce them; destroy them if they don’t.

Edam gouda one, in fact.

You’ll have him Turin over in his grave when he reads that pun.

He’s just trying to earn what Captain Tom Hanks did for him on the bridge that day all those many years ago in Normandy.

The Ron Jeremy cameo at the end really came as a surprise. I guess we know what rope the guy used to get to safety.

As a man who mans about town being manly, I am compelled to mansplain that he is to be docked 69 (the manliest number, naturally) man points for having a highball glass. Lowball = man balls. Fact.

Even better, it was a field goal, so the 3 points instead of the measly one point you get for putting it in the net really put the game away for the Yanks.

You’ll know her because she’ll be the one with the double-sided magic wand.

While there are circumstances where support animals can be genuinely helpful (veterans with PTSD, etc.) the abuse of this system infuriates me. My anecdote:

Is it Falls Creek? That’s where I had my first kiss... back in 1982 or 1983 ...

This of us who accept the overwhelming science proving climate change - you know, normal rational people - keep trying to convince a small bit prominent contingent of flat-earthers without success because we keep battering them with things that they don’t care about. All the stats and science and dire warnings of the…

‘Taint every day you hit that spot between the posts just right.