Thank you for your service, every day and that day in particular.

My wife and I had our first date on a Sunday night (January 9, 2011, if your keeping score at home). Drinks turned into dinner turned into the rest of our lives, two sons, and more happiness than we could have dreamed of. Sure, my sample size is small, but I say the science is sound.

“Met the president of the Virgin Islands” - my new favorite euphemism for masturbation.

“Met with the president of the Virgin Islands” - my new favorite euphemism for masturbation.

I think there’s still a swell of support for these kinds of movies, though.

If only it were enough to get me out of the greys (unlike all of the other sites)! Woe is me.

My wife has a wonderful phrase for this: killing the squirrel.

He’s also an incredibly nice guy. I serve on the board of a national charity that supports kids facing cancer called the Jessie Rees Foundation. He is a big supporter of these kids and the organization - note the blue and white bracelet he wears in every game - and I’ve had the privilege of meeting him at several…

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

Amen. And not just talent, but personality. Bad lawyers run in packs so if they are rude or dismissive to the clerk, their firm is going to do the same to their associates. If they are unnecessarily aggressive or uncooperative to opposing counsel, they are going to expect the same from you. Don’t be seduced by the…

I’m a litigation partner at one of those fancy firms. I don’t know why any of your classmates would look down at you for getting a clerkship, because sitting on the other side of the recruiting process, I can assure you that that is a prized resume entry, and we pay a significant signing bonus and/or give associate…

“In English this is ‘Pattens’”

I was just relieved that Trump didn’t look over at Gov. Rosselló and say, “Heckuva job, Brownie.”

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The early rounds of the Europa League are terrible because of the vas deferens in quality between teams.

When asked if he’d return to the same spot, Maccarty said he mako back.

This is what I posted on FB after watching this video earlier this evening. I’m now just waiting for my mouth-breathing childhood Texas friends and relatives to go apeshit in the comments. Wish me luck:

The key to keeping that kind of first string talent will be giving him all the Benjamins.

It’s shameful that the school chose to facilitate a transfer in Lou of punishment.