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The early rounds of the Europa League are terrible because of the vas deferens in quality between teams.

When asked if he’d return to the same spot, Maccarty said he mako back.

This is what I posted on FB after watching this video earlier this evening. I’m now just waiting for my mouth-breathing childhood Texas friends and relatives to go apeshit in the comments. Wish me luck:

The key to keeping that kind of first string talent will be giving him all the Benjamins.

It’s shameful that the school chose to facilitate a transfer in Lou of punishment.

I’m not - I’m American, but my ex-wife is Swedish, so I took adult classes for four years to be able to speak with her relatives (read: know what they were saying about me after too much akvavit) when we visited. I’m rusty and was never fluent, but still love the language and the country (if not the ex...).

Jag också, tack. 

Lagom, på svenska. 

There is no more beautiful, soul-enriching, and relaxing place on this incredible planet than a simple cabin on a small lake in Sweden during the summer.

Agreed. Among his many strange neuroses and obsessions, none is more pronounced than Trump’s devotion to undoing Obama’s legacy. Good or bad, big or small, it doesn’t matter. To me, it seems to go deeper than mere racism. Methinks it’s the fact that Obama was adored by rich and poor, accepted by the society that has…

Just when you think that the administration can’t get any pettier, Steve Mnuchin signaled that he was reconsidering putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.

I know he’s from the South, but I’m still skeptical that he’s both a grandson and a nephew.

This is one of the best - and most frightening - assessments I’ve seen. Deserves more stars.

I had ACL surgery (also soccer-related, though that’s where comparisons end) a few weeks after Zlatan, and, out of curiosity, I’ve been trying to follow his recovery to compare to mine. I had cadaver, which has a much faster out of the gate recovery but same long term, and I’m assuming he did not given his age.

I’ll remember him for his wacky antics with Pooh.

Reporter: You have a knack for picking up-and-coming teams. Who’s your surprise pick for La Liga this year?

You’ve got to hand it to those kids; they played with spirit and sportsmanship when most of us just would walla in our misery.

Where does this guy fit in the family tree?