Trump: Jesus Christ, what do they have against Wrigley’s? I mean, I know Spicer chewed a bunch of that crap, but I got rid of him weeks ago!
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By the flicking of Mohamed’s tongue, something smelly this way comes.
As a Dartmouth alum, I can confirm that, although, for most of us it was no more than ... part of a double major. So, there’s that.
Edited: Changed my mind. Although sarcastic, it was still dickish.
““Corporations have NEVER made as much money as they are making now.” Thank you Stuart Varney @foxandfriends Jobs are starting to roar,watch!”
The pinnacle of my manliness was driving my manual transmission car to LAX with my girlfriend, flying to Australia, and bombing out of the airport in my manual rental car, with my manly LEFT hand working the gear shift like a pro. I’m confident she broke up with me barely a month later solely because she couldn’t…
“Why don’t I want you on my team, Frank/Freddie/whatever? Because Eureka failure, that’s why.”
My prediction: having now declared war on MS-13, Trump will use that as his excuse to fire Sessions when the gang hasn’t been eradicated from the globe within the next two weeks. He may double down by ordering Sessions to execute them on the spot when detained and then fire Sessions when he pauses to consider the…
From England to KC to Orlando ... it’s a small world after all!
I would have never guessed Elizabeth Warren was a Jimmy Choo fan...
Ah, this reminds me of seeing Black Hawk Down many years ago when it was in the theaters. Two young, teenage girls sat in front of me. I could hear them giggling and oohing about Josh Hartnett as they waited for the film to begin. They clearly had no idea what the movie was about; they were in it for the Hartnett. …
As a guy, I’ll second point number two. Men are simple creatures (in so many ways) and, while we may have preferences, pretty much any method will lead to orgasm. It was a surprise as a young man trying to figure out this whole sex thing to find how untrue that was for women. What worked like a charm for one would do…
Amen.
It’s the lesser of the three, but still excellent. In my opinion, the best after the war book is The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit by Sloan Wilson. Heartbreaking and wonderful.
Look on the bright side: at least it’s not Sean Hannity.
Also wonderful and less well-known is that Thin Red Line is the “sequel” to Eternity. The main characters don’t overlap, but it’s the same unit as they transition to the war in the Pacific. Malick’s movie and Jones’ book feel very different, but both are exquisite.
Arya going to go on like this all day?
Counterpoint: If the White Walkers overwhelm Tormund at the East Castle - with a full Wilding army who know what they’re up against - then those first few castles don’t stand a chance no matter who is in charge. Jon knowingly sacrifices that ground by giving them back to the families, but doesn’t lose more…
Well, we learned last November that 62,979,879 could be wrong, so 50 million is a drop in the bucket.
One of these days, Jacob is going to be sad to learn that while he was lucky enough to score the second hook up, he was not worthy of at least one of the blow jobs, a boob hickey, or the full shebang.