I am continually stunned at the administration’s willingness to make absolute statements on every issue. They just keep setting themselves up to be outed over and over and over again.

They are damn near ubiquitous in Southern California, where planned (often gated) communities abound. If you buy in such an area, it’s mandatory. You can’t live in the neighborhood without also being a part of the HOA. The rules are ridiculous and the power dynamics often border on obscene. The only benefit I’ve…

For all the moaning and groaning about media bias, there’s one thing the media - left, right and center - loves above all else: the story arc.

Somewhere, Marisa Tomei is clutching her Oscar tightly and cackling.

Re the greys: Me, too! Me, too!

It’s worth noting that the reason Reagan didn’t attend three decades ago was because he’d just been SHOT in an assassination attempt a few weeks before. Even so, he still called in to make a few jokes over the phone.

You don’t have to Seles on that tale.

Someone needs to remind him of that incredibly important maxim:

You’ve not lived until you’ve read the NYT review of his restaurant. It makes the heart sing and the stomach churn:

I don’t know: obsessed with his hair, has an overblown sense of his own value, voices suspect ideas about women, and destroyed the world with his own greed. Sounds pretty accurate once you remove Maui’s actual good nature and innate decency. Now, let’s just hope the same character turnaround occurs.

It’s so Rufus!

“...Demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men and women...”

Don’t you mean “Catstantinople”?

If you don’t like CivPro, I’d stay away from litigation. It never goes away.

My parents are US-born, but also have Australian passports, as my dad worked there for 25 years. They are also huge Trump supporters (sigh).

I admit, a few times in my life, too far and too many drinks into an evening, I’ve tried to deliver a well-meaning toast that went decidedly off the tracks. But, sweet Jesus, I was still fucking Churchill-Lincoln-King all rolled into one compared to this.

Wenger: “I mean, do you feel for me the way I feel for you?”

Which would put you in prime position to pontifficate on his skills.

At the Dallas Stars hockey game last night. I mean, when Texas is giving you shade....

The Purpose Driven Life is the best selling non-fiction book of all time. You can give a lot of money away and still have a lot left over when you sell some 50 million copies of a book. I am ok with that.