Milton’s tongue is firmly in his cheek. You’ll enjoy his presence - he has an amazing ability to drive trolls crazy. It's a beauty to behold.

If her levels occur naturally, Sharp has no more right to complain than I do about basketball players that are taller than me. It's as simple as that.

Be careful with that argument:

“Return to Paradise, Part Two: The Jeah Chronicles”

Every Olympic athlete is born with genetic advantages that separate them from the rest of the pack. It can be how tall they are, how good their fast twitch muscles are, or any other myriad traits that make a world-class athlete world-class. In Semenya’s case, I would argue that this is just one of those genetic…

Shaun: Go find a second girl. I’ll go get one cup. We’ll make a video....

It's because we are in the post-capital brain dead phase and can't remember your name.

This is worth it for the little Jezebel/Titanic scroll across the top of the page.

I take offense to this scurrilous accusation.

And, yet, he's still polling significantly higher than Thomas Ravanel did in his SC Senate bid. That must sting.

My three and a half year old son absolutely loves this show, so it’s on constant rotation with Paw Patrol. Yeah, my wife and I can’t figure it out, either.

It saddens me that I had to scroll this far down before someone made this reference. #oldandhappy

If this trailer is any indication, The Revenant 2 is going to suck.

I always thought he was a brat.

Joke.

Did you think that “Alpine Messi” referred to his skill?

I always found this to be an incredibly moving advertisement and use of the song:

Dubrovnik’d my ticket, otherwise I would have been at the game. Wait ‘til mom hears about this.

Can we please - pretty please - have the ability to set a permanent volume on our alarms that is independent of the phone volume? I hate having to remind myself before I go to bed to turn up the volume so that I can actually hear the alarm in the morning.