Not as bad as getting caught peeking at 17.

Guilty.

You can’t blame Michael Owen for being a bit nervous. It's been awhile.

“Strive to win” what, though? If it just means each game, then, sure, it’s a violation. But if its strive to win the entire tournament, one could argue this was well within the rules. Is it functionally different than a sacrifice bunt to advance a runner? In both scenarios, you’re purposefully failing to increase the…

So, if certain acts are immoral but its unquestionably moral to use information that can be obtained from the immoral act, does that mean Dr. Carson has no ethical concerns whatsoever with the use of the data obtained by Dr. Mengele from his “experiments” during WWII? In other words, am I to conclude from this that…

Literal shit I am, at 44, too old for:

This is an absolutely awful situation and an example of gross incompetence, but so-called “wrongful birth” claims are very complex and typically disfavored concepts under the law. Rightly or wrongly, the law has generally been resistant to allowing a parent to sue someone for an unwanted child because of the label…

When Nike issues an order, USATF says Dance, Dance, Dance.

Say what you will about Tom Brady and his evasiveness, but if I were one of the most famous and accomplished male athletes in the world, darling of the sports and fashion media, married to the most famous supermodel on the planet, co-parenting with my stunning Hollywood actress ex, and friend to stars in every facet…

“Never touch a female with whom you have a less than intimate acquaintance in any way differently than you would touch another male.”

Cool. I’ve always wondered how you say "fractal" in Chinese.

Apparently, he didn’t notice that “animal style” came with PCP in the special sauce.

This is my workday toilet story, and I have the scar to prove it.

That'll teach the guy to flauta law.

Millions of men, still mourning baseball card collections and vintage Stars Wars figures discarded by disapproving wives and mothers, are currently vacillating between thoughts of sympathy and vindication reading this story right now.

Tom Brady spends his weekends in brown face, wearing a sombrero, and raping and murdering people along the borderlands, before returning to his offseason job as a speechwriter for Trump '16.

The second half of that kid’s cheeseburger ain’t going to eat itself, buddy.

* See also: UMass - Dartmouth.

I agree. Norway he can come back now.

Did you really think he could shoulder the burden of an entire nation's hopes and dreams?