The second half of that kid’s cheeseburger ain’t going to eat itself, buddy.

* See also: UMass - Dartmouth.

I agree. Norway he can come back now.

Did you really think he could shoulder the burden of an entire nation's hopes and dreams?

Apparently, Inhofe hasn't realized that when his friends in the oil industry keep fucking the world in the ass, it doesn't mean they're gay.

I guess we now know why Owlz pitchers always got pulled after recording three strikeouts.

I, for one, think it was brave to Marta himself for the cause.

“In a world where men dominate the boardrooms of McKinsey, BCG, and Bain, one woman stands apart. Wielding stiletto heels and killer spreadsheets, she aims to peel the onion at home and at the office. But when a dashing young analyst meets her gaze, she doesn’t know whether she’s boiling the ocean or if its a chance…

What part of Shangri La do you live in where $20 a month gets you full golf privileges? In SoCal, that won't cover the damn tip to the high school punk who carries your bags from the drop-off circle to your cart.

In addition to the high partition, the hip-dick scenario would also require some sort of complicated mirror system to account for the fact that turning your head to make sure you were pissing in the right place would cause a simultaneous turn of your hips, thus drenching the guy beside (behind?) you.

Having lost a daughter and a sister at very young ages, I can confidently say that this is the very best thing I have ever read about how to help someone going through the worst days of their life.

By day, I am just another cog in the world of Big Law, protecting big, rich companies from other big, rich companies.

It’s a shame they always think tech’s a tonic for shifty writing, though.

In the early ‘90’s, I attended a fancy wedding in New Orleans. During the cocktail hour before the reception, they had a sushi bar, which was a new and uncommon feature in those days, particularly in the South. An elderly man was in front of me in line and it was clear from his harrumphing and indecision that this was…

God bless you. I lost a child to brain cancer, but the love that surrounded us during that time was extraordinary. She, too, was a Wish kid, but that was just the beginning of seeing how much good exists in this world. Through that experienced, I became convinced that each one of us possesses a deep reservoir of…

My father was an airline pilot and worked many years in Australia. One of his duties as Captain was to greet any celebrities or other dignitaries who were flying with the airline that day.

The reemergence of abortion rights as a political touchstone is entirely dependent on the Republican Party’s method of survival. As we all know, the GOP’s true focus is protecting the wealthy and corporate interests, but it relies on the support of lower and middle class supporters who are compelled by so-called…

That girl from Modern Family is really enjoying her first day of emancipation.

I went to to high school with Luke. I’ve seen him naked more times than I can count (locker rooms). He’s actually a pretty nice guy.

What causes the “Dadbod”: Exhibiting good parenting skills teaching your kids the importance of not being wasteful by diligently finishing off every last French fry, chicken finger, mini cheeseburger, and scoop of mac and cheese on their plates.