I suspect Sam will end of killing his father with the gun Carol procures for him. I also suspect this will set off all kinds of calamities, both within the townsfolk and among the Rick Tribe as they have to remember that, like it or not, they are teaching values to the few children left that work outside of the…

Yea! That's my law firm that wrote the brief. See - Big Law isn't all evil!

I am happy to hear it. I know it may be almost impossible to conceive right now, but they can survive it. They can even live wonderful, happy lives despite it. There will always be a well of sadness in them, but the experience can open you up to all of the wonders this world offers. I am always a bit sad, but I am…

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five as a result of DIPG. Worst fucking disease in the world because, as you noted, there's not a damn thing you can do about it other than forestall the inevitable. My entire heart goes out to your friend, his child, and their family. There's a community of other parents…

The Gaylord: a stale, lifeless and sanitized microsphere that blocks the occupant from any outside influence (or fresh air). Any trapped soul yearning for freedom can do nothing more than stare longingly out the glass wall, across the river, and hope for a rescue that never comes.

Snowballs, obv.

If Elsa starts to date Lightning McQueen, I am fucked. My two year old son will never leave the couch again.

Is The Devil's Advocate one of Pacino's worst films?

I am a 44 year old man. A lifetime of observation and, sadly, experience has led me to this conclusion: women, on average, don't give themselves enough credit for how awesome they really are; men, on average, automatically assume that they are way more awesome than they have any right to claim. And that explains so…

Wouldn't you want people with syphilis to get married so, you know, they are off the market and, thus, only spreading it to one other person? Since one can reasonably assume that anyone who's past sexual conduct would expose them to syphilis would certainly abide by the holy strictures of matrimony requiring…

What really pisses me off is knowing that I am going to get raped by Fox paying their insane monthly fee to watch games on-line (instead of, you know, working) for a channel I already pay an insane amount for on DirecTV. Grrrrr.

Is that what my wife's going to look like in seven years?

Serious question (that will never get seen since I'm comment no. 1500 or so):

I fully accept this answer. Case closed.

Who among us hasn't botched the late night get-away after filling up an old, but reliable piece of (Cutl)ass?

I bet the poor guy was pretty embarrassed to be caught out like that.

Beyond the sheer willful ignorance and lunacy of the anti-vax crowd, what infuriates me the most is the wanton selfishness of it.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

I don't disagree at all and, having gone through several different attempts by the administration to reduce drinking among students during my four years in Hanover, I don't have much faith that this will make much of a difference. My only point is that the unique residential nature of Dartmouth means that its…

I'm not saying that that this plan is going to be successful, but I will note that the overwhelming majority of Dartmouth students (I graduated in 1993) live on campus. I would guess that figure is close to 80 or 90%, and my experience was that the overwhelming majority of those who lived off campus were woman. …