My sister collapsed and died when she was 26 due to an infection she contracted as a result of liposuction on her thighs. The coroner's inquest determined that the doctors involved ignored the obvious signs of the infection and simply dismissed her increasing pain and complaints as whinging. This happened in…

I think you'd be surprised: there's more inside of you than you even know. And I hope you never have to find out that you do.

My wife was a "face character" (usually Sleeping Beauty) during college. Twenty years later, she still says it was the best and most rewarding job she's ever had. I admit, I take great pride in this.

Unfortunately, when he wins the lawsuit, the court will award him the shirt makers' profits and his costs and fees, leading the NCAA to promptly rule him ineligible for profiting from his likeness. Catch 22.

I lived in England during the Mad Cow scare and am, therefore, also banned from giving blood, which is particularly frustrating because I have a relatively rare form of blood. I get the stink eye from my co-workers every year during our annual blood drive at the office when I decline to participate because it. As a…

I may be a hero, but according to what I heard from my mom that night, my dad apparently is (was?) a god.

When I was about eight, I woke up to my mom's screams coming through the AC vents. I bolted out of bed, ran to my parents room, and started pounding on the locked door. "Stop hurting mommy!" I yelled to my dad and demanded that he open up immediately. I heard my mom say "I'm fine, son. Go back to bed", but that wasn't…

The deliverance of that cross to the dueling Banjo made the announcer squeal like a pig.

Qatari Passport Officer: Purpose of visit?

It took my daughter when she was five in 2011. It's a terrible disease. My heart goes out to your friends. I hope they are doing ok.

My daughter, Maddie, died when she was five from the same disease. My son's godmother, Alyssa, wrote the article for ESPN. I have all the feels today.

Usually, they at least offer a ring for that arrangement.

You'd have thought this kind of thing would no longer happen after Dick's bought Chick's:

I doubt very many teams will be willing to Phillip his bank account after that exhibition.

Perhaps, but I am pretty sure the United faithful would be Stoked to see just one solid defenseman.

No, please. Gyan. I'm listening.

"You will not see that again ..." [Because this is cheap local access TV and we don't have replay capability.]

Peterson's religious appeal here has all the credibility of "Gott mit uns."

This was step one in my two step process of easing my fears for Fox World Cup and Euro coverage. The next one is eliminating the horseshit monthly charge to watch games on-line.

Judge: Snot guilty!