Oscar Pistorius would like to stick his foot up your ass for that insensitive comment...
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Seriously, if your team is facing relegation and the end of its professional existence, is it really wise to entrust that all-important penalty to a guy who's wearing a jersey with its prior owner's name covered in black tape and his name scribbled in above? Call me fussy, but that doesn't instill confidence.
Never - that would likely require driving through Taxachusetts, and they'd never risk their Freedomz for that.
Well, it matters. Is she staying up all night to watch Euro 2012, too?
Yes, but do they charge for luggage?
If I've said it Once, I've said it a million times: In America, that would never happen.
Max is the nephew of two of my best friends. They are a fantastic family who do a lot of great things in our community, including taking a very active role in a local autism charity and being tremendous supporters of the charity formed to honor the memory of my five year old daughter who passed away last year from a…
I went to the Everest Base Camp in late March 1994 as part of a three week trek through the Himalayas right after college. The Base Camp area sits on an open rocky plain, and there were dozens of camps set up to support the climbers. Even then, the Sherpas were complaining about how crowded it was, but there were…
Like this, perhaps?
What you'll never see in that room: a woman.
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For those of us old enough to remember LA Law, death by elevator shaft would be a disappointing (re)turn of events.
The fact that CSU-Fullerton doesn't have a law school might also pose a small problem....
Sings like Star Wars, moves like Buzz Lightyear.
She looks fantastic for being 290 years old.
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This chick is f'd.
Pfft. The Dear Leader does that in the first half. Blindfolded. Every game.
Internet = Porn = Masturbation = Don't need "real" sex = No babies. Voila!
Am I the only person who immediately scrolled back to the top after seeing "Photo by Daniele Carotenuto/Shutterstock" right at the end of the huge poo story, both intrigued and scared as to whether there was a connection?
Deuce ex machina? Is that what an android does 10 minutes after finishing his morning coffee while reading the paper?
This Kony 2012 thing is getting out of hand. First, it was all over my FB feed and now people are copying the founder. Sheesh.