@HeyJude: "Charlie, tell me why they swoon!"

Is Chord's brother named Knox? Does he call him Nuwanda?

@UweBollocks: Is that Lionel Messi in the front row, center? When did he dye his hair blond?

As a man who has went through this soul-crushing process for a year (3 rounds of artificial insemination, 3 rounds of insemination with drugs, 1 round of IVF), I can only say that, for some, having the porn is vital. While I appreciate all the concerns about what porn can do and means, please give a guy a break.

He was looking for the high hard one after that intro, but was not unhappy when it turned out to be a backdoor slider.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Well, she started at Yale before transferring to Stanford, which means she was likely quite receptive to those advances after discovering that the Yale men had no interest in her - or any other women, for that matter.

I was actually at that game - which took place a few weeks ago - sitting behind the visitor dugout so he was running straight at me. It was sickening - his arm was just bouncing around like something from an EPL or NFL highlight. I didn't see him fall originally, so at first I thought maybe he just had a bum arm. …

@SynicVance2.0: Yep, that's where I had to stop it, too. I just couldn't go on.

I wonder if wearing the Union Jack suit gurantees that you get a 'orrible sunburn?

@Battles_In_The_AFC_North: I bet their home sex video is XXXX.

Iker Catsillas

The last several hundred years have not been kind to Merlin.

@agave pulquero para mezcal: Muller's absence was significant, but, really, the game was another example of Spain's genius. They did the exact same thing to Russia in the Euro 2008 semifinal. Russia (after an opening loss to ... Spain) rampaged through the tournament and looked unstoppable. They were creative and…

@Stanfield's Muscle: Or a bottom.

@DirkToberFest: So Sioux me.

I'm sorry, but how could you leave off Texas in 1980? Forty-two days straight over 100 degrees, and 69 times over the course of the summer. It even reached 113 on two of those days. 113!

I was born and raised in Texas, my family is from Alabama, I went to college in New England, and now live in California. Sadly, I've seen and heard some horrible things in all those places, but I've also seen some beautiful acts of compassion and understanding in all of them.

@UweBollocks: "You're with me, feather"

I went and tried out the 3D TV yesterday at my local Sony Store. I will admit that watching sports — in this case a college football game — was absolutely incredible. The experience of seeing the depth of the playing field was transformative. Truly stunning.

@vodkanaut: "No worries. That Luis Suarez is on fire."