Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Nancy Reagan was, hands down, the best First Lady in Americ.......

So are they walking out on the justice and accountability part? Or the fact that they dared to wear a shirt with names of two dead black men?

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used” (some morons still think that saying Black Lives Matter means other lives don’t). They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well. They took an anti-violence stand, and those punks walked out. Fuck them then. I’m sure…

Didn’t Stephen King had to invent a pseudonym (Richard Bachman) because his writing speed was outpacing his publisher-mandated release schedule?

You’re mixed up there; he writes about ghosts.

Dollar beer night

I will fight anyone who says there is a better promotional night in all of pro sports than Bark at the Park.

Your mother and I are separating

It’s late, go to bed Dad.

this is so dumb that it goes all the way through to be good, unfortunately it keeps going to bad again.

I'd reply to this but my eyes are rolled so far back in my head I can't see my keyboard

Yes, a Trump rally.

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

Producer 1: Stop using legal terms around Sarah, she doesn’t know what they mean and she keeps dropping them in at random!

That hurt my head, and yet, that is exactly what I think she will be like. Spot on.

My vote is for “The Half-Terminator”

Nolo contedre—my friends and even my detractors!—that’s what it is. Make no mistake, we’d love a verdict that allows for—look! Every American is tired of the liberal—the conservative—the gun-toting redbloodeds, like a Muslim would. The rapid advance of Islamic, call it what it is. That’s why, for a verdict that I have…

Clearly, Sherman needs to roll on the ground and pound it a bit first. ;)