Honestly? I think we’re hate-reading, for the most part. Sarah Palin cost McCain the 2008 election, and she’s so marginal at this point that even Fox News stopped putting her on our televisions. On the other hand, I find it unwise to underestimate the colossal stupidity of the Republican base in this election cycle.

Bristol just wrote a...thing about how now she HOPES her mom endorses Trump (she doesn’t know because of how she’s so busy right now and also a liar) because Ted Cruz is a big meanie and nobody likes Ted Cruz.

Please, go “live with them” somewhere far, far away and leave my country to the grownups.

Maybe Trump and Cruz will have an old fashioned sword duel to win Palin’s fancy and take each other out.

Did you notice the portabella mushrooms?

Dear English Breakfast: WHY BEANS. WHY. YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO RECOMMEND YOU AND YET.

I think that he is working on a full English breakfast at this point.

Some people never grow past a certain point.

He’s 41? Sounds like he can’t be any older than 19.

being from Portland is really fucking embarrassing sometimes

It seems stupidity is about all they have these days...

I.....don’t....get...this. Who is banning Christmas? I’m a heathen Jew and I love my extra day off. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS NONSENSE?

It’s the House specialty. :D

Oh for fucks sake. This is so goddamn martyrifically stupid...

This is exactly it. And he has deluded himself, like a lot of Republicans and right-wingers who work in state and federal government, that he’s entitled to everything he gets because he’s working hard. The poors are obviously lazy because if they weren’t, they would at least have a nice middle class job with health…

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

Wow...
“- Deporting people born in the United States because their parents were not born in the United States
- Deporting thousands of people per day until the United States is entirely emptied of non-citizens”
Similar things are said by the NPD here in Germany. And they are nothing else then a Neo-Nazi Organisation. Yes…

I mean, it’s a funny line, but moving us to the metric system is 1000000x more beneficial and sane than anything anybody uttered on stage last night.

Ironic that the debate took place at the Reagan library because Reagan (aka “Republican Jesus”) would not have a chance in today’s Rep Party. He raised taxes several times, supported amnesty for immigrants, doubled the deficit, and signed a gun control bill into law.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?