Its a fucking Sun Chip

From the description:

Honestly? I think we’re hate-reading, for the most part. Sarah Palin cost McCain the 2008 election, and she’s so marginal at this point that even Fox News stopped putting her on our televisions. On the other hand, I find it unwise to underestimate the colossal stupidity of the Republican base in this election cycle.

Bristol just wrote a...thing about how now she HOPES her mom endorses Trump (she doesn’t know because of how she’s so busy right now and also a liar) because Ted Cruz is a big meanie and nobody likes Ted Cruz.

Please, go “live with them” somewhere far, far away and leave my country to the grownups.

Maybe Trump and Cruz will have an old fashioned sword duel to win Palin’s fancy and take each other out.

He definitely went up a couple of places in the “which GOP candidate would I have sex with if someone put a gun to my head” rankings.

In fairness, Ted Cruz does need two watches. One tells the time. The other counts down the days until he assumes the mantle of the Antichrist and opens a portal to the depths of Hell, through which the forces of Satan will emerge to torment mankind and bring about the End of Days.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but “adorable kittens” aren’t really what the republican electorate are responding to these days.

This is amazing. It’s like Jeb suddenly gained the ability to momentarily turn into an adorable kitten for 2 seconds. If he could only make it happen again, he might have a chance.

And the MCU, maybe, probably. I mean, they based Ultimate Nick Fury on the guy, so I dunno.

Don’t forget to use your driver’s license to scrape off a business card sized hole in the ice too.

Yeah maybe I’m a big dumb idiot but this video deals with defogging. Defrosting, which I deal with daily for several months up here in the north, definitely doesn’t work this way.

My experience, the best way to defrost your windshield is to start driving right away while you can’t see anything. Roll your window down…

Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

Force feeding them in Gitmo? Having them vanished and tortured in one of his black or by his Middle Eastern allies? Dragging them through Abu Ghraib on a leash, covert in feces, to rape them with batons? Having them shot by his Blackwater/Xe mercenaries? Be more specific please.

then it would be a Greek movie.

So it’s set in an AU where people in the countries now formerly under Soviet rule have ‘heroes’ enthusiastically defend the USSR instead of grandmas spitting on the names of late Communist film directors?

Why couldn’t the girl be the werebear?

These kids are younger than Luke and Leia, and Luke only wound up figuring out how to use his own Force abilities in his late teens/early twenties after getting a couple tutorials from Obi-Wan.