I have no strong opinions on chrome wheels, but I’ve always thought a blue C6 Corvette ZR-1 just looks so right with them.

Wonder? It’s very clear.

Caroline, you obviously have never been hunting or haven’t spent much time in the country. That is most certainly not an elk and looks to be a white-tailed deer.

Detecting rising levels of seismic activity. Possible hypothesis: major disruption in the mental stability of Porsche purists. Similar activity has been recorded previously, see Porsche 996 and 991.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

That is most definitely NOT an elk. Elk are a lot bigger and have faces more akin to a moose. Depending on how fast you’re going, a deer can do damage like that no problem.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Interesting bit concerning the current model:

It was a busy (and well-dressed) day at Sluggers, Inc.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

ice cold air intake, +25hp, yo

Can someone explain the standard protocol for using years and months when writing? Like, why doesn’t this headline say 2-3 years? I never can understand that...

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.

Pretty sure that's a JOKE THAT NEEDS TO DIE.