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How to Own a Ridiculously Cheap and Reliable Imperial Destroyer

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You drive whatever your daily driver already is. Because if you care about what a bunch of people from your high school days think about you, get over yourself.

If you really want to show everyone you’re better than them now, why even bring a car? Your $32M Sikorsky S-92 VVIP is all the introduction you’ll need.

Easy peasy. Ford GT40!!!!!!!!

RIP, John DeLorean.

It must be your mission to inform the planet of Ford GT msrp!

I fucking hate that drive because Post to Sweetwater is what I imagine the U.S. will look like after Russia and N. Korea decide they want to tango.

I wish more areas had that (I’m looking at you West Texas!) A solid 100mph would do wonders!

Actors aren't people. Fact.

pretty sure that’s a turbo, bro

I love Huskies! This is Lexi, she's kind of a nut. If you look into her eyes, you can see the madness. And she thinks she's people.

Stuntin’

you're doing gods work here.

I actually like this one the best:

It’s a Ferrari. I’m pretty sure it’ll take care of it.

I've never really cared about that. So I'm just gonna use this as an excuse to post this hilarious and offensive gif: