Rule 19, man

None of those are even funny gag gifts! This just makes me lose faith in humanity!

It's... it's the right hand corner....

It still just doesn't feel worth it to have a minor performance increase for more than half the price of my entire system itself.

Now here is someone who gets it

Mars used to have a magnetosphere, but it no longer exists today. My guess is that it failed a long time ago, and the sun's radiation obliterated all water and life that was on it.

Invent some decent wireless earbuds, and this will actually be exciting. Otherwise, i'm sticking with my BOSE headphones

You think the unskilled version is bad? Imagine if it DID have skin!

It's funny because 100 years from now my kids will be reading an article saying "if you've got the cash, you can buy a house on Mars."

Ditch the snakes, black, and neon? Hell no! That's one of the coolest things about Razer!

This reminds me of that movie Moneyball, which was hilarious and still touching. I actually can't wait for this!

I swear you put that ad there on purpose

But... the Beatles DO suck

Apple has been improving Safari a lot over the past few months, I've been using Safari as my main browser for a while now and haven't turned back. I own both a Windows machine and a Mac, i prefer Safari on both

I can imagine someone getting these, putting them on, and instantly doing the splits with two machines pulling their legs apart with extreme force. Just thinking about it makes me cringe!

I could pay a 15 year old $100 to do that!

I could have sworn you guys posted the way to make it stop that by default on the first day lion came out, that's when i turned the setting off.

Spent 20 minutes trying to figure out why it was giving me an error code, realized I hadn't updated iTunes yet -_- then it updated just fine.

I can't wait to ask it, "who am I?"

So I can't troll my friends with the lemon party website anymore? :(