The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Baby Boomers 1997 - Don’t believe anything you see on the internet!

Have you ever had a major injury? A bone fracture, a muscle tear, a tendon rupture? Trust me, you can get to tears from pain as an adult.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I said this yesterday but Nissan;

Don’t kid yourself, if there was a asteroid headed to earth by 2040 there would be entire industries devoted to downplaying the probability and urging you to continue life as normal and keep shopping. Politicians would say the science isn’t settled and that there is no need to disrupt business based on a probability.

Ah...nothing like Toyota prestige with BMW reliability and parts pricing. Is it Opposite Day???

I think you are very optimistic with your price estimates.

Mustang inspired...crossover. God help us all.

This is not a Corvette.  This is a Ferrari.

I can’t place why...but I can conjure no feelings at all for this car. Not good, not bad just; Hey...there’s that thing.

Don’t judge his judgments.

Obligatory:

It takes a special kind of asshole to be the worst person in a video featuring a guy recording himself lifting at the gym and dropping his deadlifts.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

This is what the Jeep Renegade should have been

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

I know you’re asking a rhetorical question, but since we have this magic machine called the google...

This is what happens when you give everyone free health care.