Don’t worry, it won’t hurt the Ferrari, it has a lot of carbon fiber in it’s system.

I hate you, I’ve never noticed that until now and now I will never forget it...

Yeah, those meltdowns are something. It’s a two person task usually. Otherwise, if the wife is travelling, I basically have to put the baby in a wrestling hold (gentle of course) because he now knows to shake his head back and forth and grab the tube.

Yes. There is a tool called a nose frieda made just for this purpose. I’m an excellent snot sucker, but I’ll be damned if any of that shit gets in my mouth.

Man, I love the fact that Bartolo Colon exists. Less than 6’ tall, courteously listed at 285 lbs., still dominant enough at almost 45 years of age to command $12.5 million per year (an amount he’s not paying out to a dozen ex-wives, since he’s been married to the same woman for 22 years), and laughing off comeback…

It took me 18 seconds to read your comment, so I am gonna jot that down as 0.4 hours against your retainer.

It’s perfect for smuggling dino embryos off Isla Nubar.

I didn’t realize Steve Nash had come out of retirement.

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

We love ours.

If they really cared about respecting the game you would have gotten a fastball between the shoulder blades

I pulled it successfully a few times over at first as a kid. Trying not to laugh as the opposing coach screams at you about “respecting the game” or some bullshit is very hard. Even had them try to pull me out of the handshake line at the end.

Incomplete scouting report as you did not point to any off-field concerns.

I already told my wife I picked out her next vehicle. I like this waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

First off, why is this a concept? It looks like it’s ready to be put into production, and it looks amazing.

I hate how nice this looks and I hate how I kinda want one.

Oh look, this is the vehicle that is going to save Lincoln. NBD.

burning in this car might not be the worst way to go

If I had enough money to pay for repairs, you bet your ass I would.

By driving flat out, I win my happiness.