This is Rika Usami. An her karate kata skills are truly a sight to see.

“Then, I realized that women love presents like dogs love treats. Just as an unfriendly dog wouldn’t deny a tasty treat, any beautiful girl can be bribed into giving you a first date.”

Perhaps you've seen this classic? It's even cuter with Guile's theme.

I still have this in my GIF folder:

And we thought Argentina had it bad. In Brazil, the land of high video game import taxes, PlayStation fans will have to shell out 3,999 Brazilian Real for Sony's next console come November 29. That's roughly $1,850 USD. Ouch.

Fair enough.

Good god guys, come on... even with the /S at the end, so many people still don't get the sarcasm in the OP?

Well, think about it, it would seem that if mix cocaine with oreos you'll be in for the trip of your life.

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine

My girlfriend's spine actually has a sort of "S" shape when looking at her from behind, so she never had to worry about a hunchback. But she does worry about lying on "the wrong side" of her body while sleeping, because then she would wake up with pain in her back.

Well, if we do decide to have kids, I'll make sure I'm the one picking them up if they need to be carried. Even if pregnancy isn't a problem, I'm sure that more back pains is not something that any mother would want.

Yeah, my girlfriend also wore an orthopedic metal brace around her torso while she was growing up. She stopped using it when she was 16 because it was making it impossible for her to do the stuff she wanted to do.

Wow, I didn't know that you could be pregnant with that rod on your back. I seriously thought that it wouldn't be possible.

My girlfriend suffers from scoliosis... we've never asked a doctor about it, but I'm pretty sure that it is going to be a huge problem when we decide to have kids.

You are right, sexist wasn't probably the best word to describe what I meant.

Here you go:

That sounds sexist. Oh wait... it's a guy so it's fine.

That's the plan...

I once asked a Canadian friend about what people over there do during the summer, he sent me this:

Thanks :)