You mean 'AAEEEEEEVVVIL PREGNANCY!!'

What the actual fuck? Thrown out of a moving car? What is wrong with people?

Go full commando - my grandmother and her brother at the age of 70 dressed up in camo gear, balaclavas and proper burned cork face blackout to break into a neighbours farm in Ireland to kidnap two cats they thought were being mistreated - take a leaf out of their wrinkled and proper insane book...

I will never understand the whole American - dress up as ANYTHING Halloween thing, that seems to be permeating over here in the UK now too.

Agreed! Way to be a genuinely funny class act, lad!

My goodness, Mia Farrow was just spectacularly beautiful in the sixties... She is still gorgeous, but sixties her is just 'look at you forever' stunning.

Well that was delightful!

'Cake is a made up drug, call such as it is made up of lots of different ingredients'

Did anyone else get suggested 'baby chick snuggles in cats ass'?

Like alimony, but for Pals?

Perhaps instead of Eleven, he means Elven, and thinks he has to capitalise?

Maybe you're working with the male equivalent of this sunshine queen:

Girl is proper nutty in her revenge schemes. It's just so wonderfully bonkers.

The hand, on her lips, smearing her lipstick. That gets me right where I live. She looked genuinely scared.

It's super sweet too to see her Glee co-stars there cheering her on! I hate the show, but it's nice to see a close knit group of pals together and happy.

I like you - no beating around the bush - so to speak (BOOM!)

This comment has given me life - Thanks man!!

They couldn't do that, could they? Surely the international spotlight is too bright on her case for her to be disappeared, or kept in the tower forever? Am I being hopelessly naïve?

In the longer article on the Guardian (not linked to) it states that she and her Lawyer submitted complaints about the human rights violations in writing previously which led to more crackdowns. I would imagine that this letter was written and released through her lawyer also.

The news of my dreams - MAKE THIS HAPPEN TPTB