The best part of the guardian.co.uk website is that you can select the 'Republican' button (no crazy tea partiers though, just those of us who could not give a fig for monarchy...) and all royal stories are magically banish-ed!

Soooo... A little late to the party it seems, but is 'Gone Girl' worth reading?

Regular listeners of the Bugle will understand John's skills with a dick joke - THIS STORY IS WHAT HE WAS MADE FOR

WORD!

To echo biolady - the bugle podcast is a thing of extreme beauty and hilaruty. Plus if you're new there's around 280 hours to work through.

Any single person can get their hands on it - there is no age problem with buying it. News agents might sometimes prevent children from buying it, but that's just an 'off their own backs' kind of thing - and certainly not prescribed.

Yeah, I know, it doesn't stop my fury though. Harumph

Of course he's not going to TOUCH page 3 - because having tits and arse on publicly available and thumbable newspapers in every supermarket, newsagent and sandwich board on every street in the land is going TOO FAR. Tory twat.