I've heard the whole thing was plagiarized from Francis Bacon's The Hidden Keep: A Tragedy in Six Parts...

Bluto: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!

Airplane:

Jesus. Learn how to mix audio before you put a video up on YouTube.

No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.No.

"FREE TO PLAY"

Actually, battle deaths as a proportion of population have been in long-term decline since before the 20th century, but the period after WWII is noteworthy for being one of the most peaceful in human history. You are far less likely to die in war today (and even during the 20th century) than you were in previous…

Battlestar frakking Galactica.

I don't know whose bright idea it was to create a capital ship that's halfway between an aircraft carrier and a star destroyer, and make it the protagonist against an equally powerful space-navy, but it resulted in easily some of the coolest space battles that television or film has ever…

The Normandy from Mass Effect:

All of them.

The USS Defiant NX-74205, hands down. A purpose-built heavy warship that is not massive. "Overpowered and overgunned" is the best way of putting it.

Hey, I have a great idea. Let's take movie 4, the original Star Wars, and reimage it. Make the Luke character younger, getting the boy toys demographic, but instead of a desert planet it's like Iowa. Then take Han Solo and turn him into a hipster, a little soul patch, just to modern him up. Let him act as the…

I am offended this article does not even mention Unreal Tournament (2004) or Quake when talking about "vertical movement."

You must find shows like Frasier and Friends funny then, because this is toilet humor, at its best.

This makes me the saddest. Wish there was a last episode.

"God does not make mistakes"

dude, the article is literally parts of the Bible.

The god of the Bible is, frankly, an immature three-year-old who treats humanity like a bunch of toys that don't behave the way he wants them to, even though they're behaving in the way he designed them to be. He expects humanity to worship him and live up to his moral standards, but he fails to meet his own moral…

My rabbi always had his work cut out for him trying to convince us little kinderlach that God was still a nice dude.

Why of course...