"Watch a five-inch worm being pulled from a man’s eyeball."

I tend to treat most gaming as obscure once I leave the sectors of the internet that revolve around it as a lot of people have never played a game.

So what you're saying is that Dinosaurs were essentially Shale's worst nightmare? (obscure gaming reference FTW!)

As others have said, money. The lower the age certification the wider your audience and with theatre audiences shrinking rapidly as prices go up and home theatre systems become more common studios are trying to get to that wider audience more and more. As ever the problem is mostly that the film industry is completely…

Words cannot fully describe how jealous I am of you right now. :'[

It's the cigar that really seals the deal.

I can recall being fairly satisfied with the ending to Baldur's Gate II: Throne of Baal.

Hoverboard accidents. Also our robot servants rising up to kill all humans.

It is rather amazing to see how science has so thoroughly trounced the diseases that for millennia held the human race in a strangle-hold. At the same time though it's a little depressing that the major killers that seem to have replaced them are ones which can, arguably, be attributed to our own decisions and the…

And now I can't not read the article in his voice!

Well they've dropped subscribers.

Don't forget Samuel L. Jackson.

I managed it. Admittedly the ritual chanting, incense and blood sacrifice required every time I started the game up did get irritating. Especially as I kept getting candle wax on my robes of the Omnisiah.

Ah Marcus, you wisecrackingly magnificent basta'd. I'm also tempted to say that the defence of Babylon 5 against Clark's fleet was also pretty cool, albeit again the last stand situation was averted before the end because Delen showed up and saved the day. (IIRC.)

Not technically a Last Stand because the Minbari stopped before the end, but it's close enough and awesome besides so deserves an honorable mention.

Al Swearengen in SPACE!

For a reasonable fee, yes, yes it can. ;)

When I eventually shuffle off this mortal coil I plan to have my corpse vacuum dessicated and then have it put up for auction in collectable containers.

We prefer to think of ourselves as "America-Lite".