You want me to send $38,000 to another country and trust someone else to fill out the paperwork to buy a car that I can’t test drive or even touch. And the car in question is a 45 year-old VW featuring less power than a Honda Civic. And the car allegedly only accrued 2,200 miles per year on average.

Did you buy a 350Z when it was new? What new cars did you buy instead, that would convince Nissan to re-invest in the sports car? Hmmm. Let’s see. BRZ sales have stagnated. Mustang sales are down from 12,500 in March 2016 to 9,000 and that STILL beat the 7,000 Camaros and 6,000 Challengers.

They probably can’t make a business case for a renewed 370Z right now. Car sales are falling through the floor while CUVs are soaring.

We have a piper down!

It always warms my heart to see how many people love that movie. It truly has become the cult classic that they thought Austin Powers would be.

“He’s going to go cry himself to sleep on his giant pillah!”

Turn down the Bay City Rollers, the soccer games about to begin!

Head! Pants! Now!

Wo-man!

Also: Dr. Evil rapping. Dr. Evil fucking rapping.

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

Addams Family Values is one of my favorite movies. This exchange always makes me laugh:

And Terminator 2 and Toy Story 2.

Honestly, who throws a shoe...?

I had the Dr. Evil therapy quote poster (Kinja gonna kinja and won’t let me attach) up in my dorm room for way longer than Austin powers was fashionable, but it’s just so weird and awesome I couldn’t help it.

I don’t qualify for pediatric care but I really want to go to that dentist.

Wow - spot on! I was a freshman in 1997/98 and we had the same 3 DVDs. There was also a Nintendo 64 and a copy of Goldeneye. Good times!

Yes! As quotable as any movie ever and the music is perfect. One of my favorite exchanges:

This was one of three DVDs on my dorm floor in 1997/98. We memorized this, Scream, and Wedding Singer that year.

EVERYONE knows about that left turn at Albuquerque... it’s legendary and mythical, thanks to Bugs Bunny, who is the greatest human being that’s ever lived. :)