I got your “First Full Episode Of Jalopnik’s TV Show Car VS. America” right here.

I agree with this wholeheartedly. The Mouse has VERY aggressive lawyers.

It’s all fun and games until Mickey Mouse sends his lawyers after you for trademark infringement. Disney tends not to take too kindly to people profiting off of their name and not getting a cut of it.

Maybe, but I don’t know if he could a Ford the time to.

Andrew its spelled Roush, not Rousch.

Hey don’t tell anyone but sometimes I record basketball games without the express written consent of the National Basketball Association.

It’s Roush.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

Hot take. How do you respond to allegations that this “Raptor” is just a clone of ancient pick up trucks, created by splicing Fusion DNA with motor oil found inside an oil filter encased in amber?

I second this (e)motion.

I support this notion, as well as Razzies for a Poor Use of LEDs category.

Can we make this like an official thing? Giving awards to cars for small details like well sculpted scoops or a good looking grille design or some super nice looking interior buttons 🙌🏽 I am so excited for this no joke

You’ve grown up around a lot of German cars it seems, how about trying out America’s counter to them? you want to not use too much fuel, and I get that, so I’m not gonna sit here and suggest an SS or a CTS-V. BUT, you CAN get a CTS Vsport in your price range. It’s a 2014 so you still get GM’s wonderful alpha platform,…

Textile and Vegan are the interior packages? I just rolled my eyes so hard it caused tectonic plate movement in the south Pacific.

What salesman worth their name does not try and upsell?

Must admit that those are pretty nice sunglasses.

I worked with a guy who had Porsche Design glasses. They actually exist.

Porsche is way ahead of you there with their Porsche Design stuff. They sell sunglasses from 250€ to 5000€ already.

Nothing carbon fibre?

You forgot the painted to match body color option so they can match the painted AC vents and painted keyfob options. What are we, peasants?!