The phrase "sticking he butt in a man face" is the best thing to come out of this VMA performance, hands down.

Come to San Francisco bart homeless people beating off is an everyday thing.

I live in midtown... I'm an engineer, work in Dearborn for one of the big 3, guess which one.... This article was an enjoyable read. White collar by day, hipster by night. And by night I mean weekends, because my bedtime is 10pm on weeknights. the end.

Sometimes I want to call my mom and tell her how much I love her. This is one of those times.

are they all really sweaty, or is that fancy-camera flash?

Jesus, really? "Fat as fuck?" Girl on girl crime, man. It's a fucking epidemic. "Never eats" should not be an aspirational standard!

She's got such a light to her, you know? She seems so real and honest, I totally admire her as an actress and as a woman.

wholesome until the day some stranger sent me a picture of his dick that took about 30 minutes to download

I wonder what kind of lives the people who feel ok touching strangers have lived. I have never been abused, or physically hurt by another person and yet I still don't like being touched by strangers. I know people who have been abused, assaulted, etc. and I understand that it is important to respect people's bodies…

I'm all about uncovering the truth, but I guess I don't really understand what point this journalist spent 13 years trying to make. It doesn't make his murder any less horrific, brutal, or tragic. And it doesn't make the Hates Crimes laws passes since then any less necessary.

If I never read or heard the phrase "that being said" again, I would pledge my life to good deeds and less masturbation. Hate that phrase.

It apparently would look like screenshots from "Clueless" placed into an Instagram frame. Neat?

I amazed that there are people out there who are invested in 50 Shades enough to actually give a fuck one way or another.

"Confused old man" reminds me of my 90-some year old grandpa who has expressed gems like "They're making all the police officers wear turbans now!" Fortunately my grandfather does not have his own newspaper column.

I don't get people who think it is okay to text and drive. It is such a stupid thing to do.

You should never be able to secretly tape anyone at the gym.

Guys, their name stood for the Lyte Funkie Ones. This should have been expected.

DAD TOOK OFF WHEN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD
THERE WAS A GOOD MAN NAMED PAUL REVERE

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH OF HITS

BILLY SHAKESPEARE WROTE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SONNETS