I don't know where the hell you're from in Michigan but the people in my hometown do not dress that way. Are you from one of the shitty little podunk towns like Owosso?

Seriously, that's crazy talk. Dogs definitely love their owners! When I was in high school, my Dad and I would go to Chicago the day after Christmas to go shopping. When we left, my Mom said his dog (who loved the shit out of him and would sit at his feet while he took dumps after work, etc) slept on his pillow and…

What an ungrateful twat. I feel like there's nothing more that can be said about that gross woman and her gross mother. Your story effectively repulsed me and made me want to punch some faces!

Fear-mongering defines our American childhoods!

Seriously? I certainly don't understand but I won't judge! Plus I don't have a wang, so I'm really not a good judge of what feels good to a penis, haha.

Sounds like the "RAZOR BLADES IN YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY" scare from the 80s.

I don't know a single guy who would take an HJ over a BJ. HJs are for high school kids in the movie theater and that's about it, imo.

My brother lives in Northern Michigan where the past year was spent erecting a brand new water park, which just opened last month. He took his kids once, and then news broke of sewage somehow backing up into the water. Apparently the project was rushed and didn't pass inspection, or wasn't properly inspected...or…

I really wish my cop friend would participate in this trend. I would love to see a selfie of him with one of his chihuahuas that he claims to hate but secretly loves.

I guess I made it sound more extreme than it actually was - the most recent entry on STFUParents shows a bunch of critical Mommies criticizing the car seat. One person went so far as to say that William should have been more aware of car seat safety given the way in which his Mom died. WTF!

It's not like the author picked a woman off the street and wrote an article about her painkiller-free birth. It was in the news because it's the royal family and she's commenting on it with a "Shiiiit" because, presumably, a birth without painkillers fucking hurts. It's not like she was criticizing Kate for doing…

Oh my lord...now I want to see all of your senior pictures! Those outfits sound fabulous

*who writes what

GOD DMAN IT

Wow, what a bitch. Does she write for this site? I rarely pay attention to who wrote what.

I remember a dream where I had a baby and then promptly lost it in a huge pile of clothes in the middle of my bedroom. I think my subconscious was telling me to stop being such a pig. Didn't work.

Yes, I will gladly spend hours on end watching you push a screaming pile of goo out of your vagina into a tub of water for the tune of one hundred and fifty dollars. Because that is totally fair compensation for what you're asking!

I agree with you, she was definitely raped. But I know there are people out there who think that he just "banged" her like he would any adult woman, and that is was consensual. Obviously it was rape, but some people don't see it that way (apparently) because they think consensual sex can happen between a 13 year old…

People think that's a legit excuse? WOW. Dude had lived here for at least 9-10 years before committing the crime. I know he had a seriously horrible past but I highly doubt it turned him into a mental midget completely incapable of learning the social mores and laws of the country in which he lived. Or maybe he…

Fuck the Roman Polanski apologists. It is never okay for a 44 year old man to bang a 13 year old. Everyone should agree on that, god damn it. It makes me sick that he has so many defenders. "OH BUT HIS WIFE WAS MURDERED" well I don't give a fuck.

I would buy it online and not read it in public. I went through a VC Andrew phase from 21-22 and even then I was borderline too old to read that shit.