Kim Kardashian actually wrote an “essay” defending her right to express her sexuality and denouncing those who slut shame her for the whole sex tape thing - ZERO mentions on this site. Rowan Blanchard’s EXCELLENT and INFORMED twitter defense of Kim - nothing.

You sound as if you have never been in an adult relationship. She can’t have guests over that might see your beach towel hanging in the bathroom! It has to match the hand towels!

Heinz Ketchup deserves to be on the list. Somebody offers offbrand nonsense or tries to upsell you on sir kensington they’re an asshole.

The worst generic food is cream cheese. Non-Philadelphia is inedible shoe rubber.

I don’t get why people care so much period. I like to follow her. She’s doing her thing. It works for her and she isn’t hurting anyone else.

Attention is how she makes money. Can't be mad at Kim for being Kim

Ooh, the oppression Olympics. I’m sure this will be a useful discussion.

...and here come the comments which both completely prove the point of the article and justify its existence!

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

While Golden Girls may have been the height of Bea’s popularity, I always liked her in Maude better. The show also starred Esther Rolle as Florida Evans (Good Times) and Rue McClanahan as the next door neighbor.

If I was an astronaut that just came back to earth I would wear that blue jumpsuit to get groceries.

It’s Fresh Choice with fatter customers.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

Is that a dog food restaurant?

Have you been to Golden Coral? It’s worse than prison food.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.