My husband and I got into a huge argument over the Coke ad that shows the kid going out for a first date and the parents are talking about their own first movie date. He suggested that we also fell in love on the first date but I disagreed because I found out years later he was still dating another girl for a while…

I prefer them separated because it saves me having to wander through a zillion racks with clothes I can't wear. Seeing all the styles and options unavailable to me breaks my heart.

I'm sure if this ever happened to me I would sob like a tween deprived of Wi-Fi, but in my fantasies, I am stoic, refuse to repeat the party line, and fulfill my hard labor sentence like Cool Hand Luke only to emerge from prison the biggest, baddest bitch on the planet with my totally toned bod and my steely gaze.

Who knew??? Let's find another post and get something started on lay and lie! xxoo

I have knee issues and can walk up stairs, but it's jarring and painful to walk down them. I take the elevator down, but walk up.

Your comment leads me to an extremely important question: is it "an horrific," or "a horrific?" Do you pronounce the "h" when you verbalize that word? Truly curious what you think!

Ask Johnson how much he paid to summit and if he left his trash on the mountain.

I cannot tell you how cool Op merchandise was to Midwestern kids in the 70s! The coolest of the cool. And before that? Hang Ten!

Right??? At 12 years old, she's already decided she's "gender fluid," so here's hoping she'll obliterate stereotypes all her sweet life!

The most amusing thing she does is write with sharpie on her arm, "Made in China." I find that hilarious!

Right? I am not fond of this kid's sass at the moment, but it will serve her well as she grows up Asian in America.

Rock needs to meet my Chinese tween - all 4'5" of emo scorn and wrath. She loves to tell people she hates math.

Actual quote from my mother's mouth: "Which one is Led?"

And smokers sat in the back at one point - all together - and it was like a party!

Well, sure . . . you're in the cosmopolitan part of the Midwest. I speak only for the Great Plains states! :-)

If you're going to go down taking others with you, why don't you pick more popular targets? Kansas is bursting at the seams with folks from the Westboro Baptist Church, law makers who stand to the right of Idi Amin, etc.

But only the taxes of those who are wealthy because if you're poor in Kansas, you're undeserving of the most basic of services.

There's a fair number of mullets around, too.

The feathered hair (usually just bangs with limp sides/back) phenomenon, which I remember starting in about 1976, has never left Kansas, even alleged metro areas, and it is worn strictly un-ironically. There are maybe 3-5 hipsters west of Lawrence, KS, as the majority of them flock to the east. A "coolness factor" map…

I used to smoke on airplanes. I cannot even fathom that!