This is still happening in Kansas, so please note that you are decades ahead of the U.S. Midwest!!!

Wait a minute...Creed was a Christian rock band? How did I live through them and not know that? Could it have been the sex tape with Kid Rock and the groupie? I have one foot in the rest home, apparently.

I think Pres. Obama hit the nail on the head with "jackass."

Grrrr... can't get my cat picture to post. Sorry!

Isn’t it a little ridiculous for anyone over the age of 14 to use “4" as “for?” I’m looking at you, Prince Rogers Nelson!

It’s “try to track down” not “try and track down.”

"Greg Olsen is married and has three kids now."

I might have until I saw the picture of him in that fleece vest.

Agreed. My grumpy "you kids" mother thing is out in full force today. Thank you for not mocking me!

In other words, I'm going to kill myself trying to teach my daughter self-respect while crap like this glorifies shitty relationships with men. Count me as totally over this fucked-up chick.

WTF Cara Delevingne? I love dogs but this is beyond the pale ridiculous entitled behavior bringing that poor puppy to a Chanel show. Unfair to the people who had to clean up the pee, unfair to the people who worked hard to create the set, unfair to the dog who deserved a day in the park, not a fashion show with a…

The mother in me wants to admonish each and every one of these people for waiting until the last minute to look for company. Think ahead!

Yeah, like having Chris Rock host feels like he's hired to entertain whitey.

My 11 year old loves them that way.

Right? I managed to keep it together for everything until I got to those shoes and then it was so long composure, hello tears.

Mine was a wild turkey that "flew" into my windshield as I was winding a curve around a small rural highway in the middle of nowhere, Kansas. My windshield wipers never did operate correctly after getting the whole mess fixed. I'll never forget my American Family agent saying, "Hmm, I wonder if the bird was sick."…

Please, please, please don't start introducing your kids to all the women (or men) you're dating. I cannot count the number of bimbo girlfriends of my dad's I met when I was between the ages of 5 (time of divorce) and 30 (when he died of lung cancer). I'm pretty sure I never had a visitation without one of them…

Mine keeps talking about her "existential crisis"!!! My husband finally said, "do you even know what that word means???"

Mine looks like an ad for a Hot Topic children's line. I can't keep up with Dan & Phil, Black Butler and her recently announced pansexuality. I'm pretty sure I never said shit like this to my mother. I had the decency to hide my opinions, thoughts and feelings!

Hang on and think for a moment. You must have had someone like that who you loved so much it hurt. Mine was Elton John and when he got married to that Italian lady, I sobbed!