In retrospect I should have gone with "plows my driveway" alas missed opportunities

“I’m super normal and sane and just want to meet my soulmate by trapping them in my apartment through a blizzard, forcing fake intimacy and a desperate narrative of inevitability through the copious use of candles and creep-arm. We will reminisce about this incredibly romantic engineered weekend many decades from now,…

Which of These Aspiring Sex-Havers Will You Spend the Blizzard With?

i’d rather get intimate with a fresh jalapeno while listening to the audiotape of 50 shades of grey than hang out with any of these people.

While, that may be a little harsh it is a valid point given the circumstances. I am not one who believes he should be one to boycott the event. Indeed, his style of comedic delivery, the exaggerated expressions and over-the-top-ness, could, at times, be considered reminiscent of that era. But, he knows this, he knows…

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

I delivered pizza in Ohio. I didn’t give a shit so much when it would blizzard. Business was brisk, and as long as the orders kept coming, the car would stay warm and defrosted and often we’d have the roads to ourselves, like a pizza delivery road rally. I only hated it when either the deliveree was too much of a lazy…

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

jim is bae.

New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

What’s the point of reading after collage?

I don’t know why, but I was singing “Drew has got a boner” to the tune of “Dude looks like a lady”. Example...

YEEAAH! YEEAAH! DREEEWWWWW HAS GOTTA BOONNER!!
YEEAAH! YEEAAH! DREEEWWWWW HAS GOTTA BOONNER!!

“Is it okay to punish someone else’s dog?”

If there is a woman alive who has not had this experience, I’d like to meet her, because she is a rare, rare creature. I’m so grateful to you for sharing your story and elaborating on the complexity of consent. So many people want to make it a black-and-white, yes-or-no issue, and the more people who stand up and say…

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

Nope, sorry. Still not OK. Women are not “the sights.” We are fully-realized people, not ornaments for your bro-space. None of women at the gym are there for your boner. We know when you’re leering. We know when you’re “just looking.” Nothing about my five miles on the treadmill or hour on the bike invites you to…

Yes to the first part, no to the second. Don’t be ogling gym guy. The women at the gym are not there for your boner.

Do write a country song.