I have some really bad news for you, then...

Mine was Keith Richards and when he married Patti Hansen, I became her biggest fan. SHE HAD FRECKLES AND STRAWBERRY BLONDE HAIR AND LAUGHED ALL THE TIME. JUST LIKE ME. KEEF THINKS I AM HOT.

OMG mine too! On ALL of that! We should get them together so they can do angst-ridden lines of coke (or vicodin?) together and bemoan how their parents couldn’t possibly understand what life is like for tweens in the age of technology.

God, I have a 12 year old so I feel your pain! And she is currently in the throes of Black Veil Brides and I think to myself “okay, I know that I lied and cheated and stole and slept with my ex-husband’s best friend (but AFTER we got divorced, I swear) and became a heroin addict but STILL, what in god’s name did I do…

Yes. Peter Frampton. I was 9. What a monumental disappointment.

FUCK i thought it meant worship, as in “I worship this couple together.” Jesus I am SO FUCKING OLD and now I’M FURIOUS

GOD can we just get rid of the term “ship”? Is it really that fucking difficult to add three letters to the front of that word? YOU FUCKING KIDS, I SWEAR

my guess is she’s young- didn’t you have an icon when you were young?

When people say thirsty, I cringe.

Glad I’m not famous. Man, I’d make you cringe so hard you’d shit yourself. You lucky, lucky thing to have escaped such a fate.

Of course, one might say the same of your comments, if one cared to go through your history. One might say the same of all of our comments. Human beings are thirsty creatures.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Sorry all those people are so boring.

We need both. You aren’t publicly shamed if your house is robbed. You can go into work the next day and say “this jackass made off with our jewelry” and receive sympathy, no strings attached. We live in a society that drags women who find it within themselves to be open about rape through the mud, calling them sluts…

I live in a rural area that most NYC people would consider a backward hillbilly shithole and.... we have dozens of cultural events a year, there is a thriving local cuisine in the area - one that easily rivals the cuisine I’ve had in my trips to NYC and at half the price, we’re at a university so I run into random…

My GF got a job in an East Coast city and wants me to come with — the new city is fine (I’ve been before) but I’m trying to tell her that if I leave, we’d better come back soon. Chicago is right now the greatest city in the country in terms of balance between cost of living and things to do. I think people still…

Wear a skinny scarf or
I’ll send you to Darfur

Oh, absolutely Pierce. We share the dadbod & hirsuteness. My wife has to de-thatches me come beach time.

All I know is Sheetz is the love of my life.