Consensual or not, it’s despicable behavior. Beyond despicable.

I’m equally perplexed by the fact that a young, beautiful, and competent black woman would want to join such a group.

What the fuck is wrong with white people and status issues? They straight up don’t care if people think they’re racist because they care more about appearing “proper” to the people with “status.” It’s so repulsively class-based and so... 1950s. How the fuck is it 2015 and we’re still having COLLEGE STUDENTS so wrapped…

I hope she wins and I hope her “sisters” realize the full scale of their cowardice in not supporting her.

[Takes off earrings, kicks off heels]

And David Greene is my radio boyfriend, so I’mma kick her ass.

I know Rihanna is kind of like an idol around these parts, but there’s really no anger at all about her calling Rachel Dolezal a hero? Not even a snarky comment? I’m a little surprised by how it’s all about her upcoming album rather than her statements about Dolezal. Unless it was sarcasm that went way over my head…

And like clockwork, its the insufferable BBQ purist telling us where to find real BBQ!!!!

Now be fair. It’s been scientifically proven that melanin exhaled through laughter decreases railroad efficiency.

Honestly Chris Brown isn’t really given a pass by White Feminism. But on the other hand I feel very few people over 14 consider him hot...

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

QUITE A GLASS HOUSE YOU’RE LIVING IN, PUMPKINSPICELAND

no am just socially aware and devastatingly clever

No, I mean the naked vanity. They give absolutely zero fucks that they look basic as fuck, and not fretting about seeming basic is itself antithetical to the insecurity/preoccupation with self-image that is integral to basic-ness; so, despite their appearances and behaviour. they have transcended being basic. For that…

The Onion is seriously a national treasure.

There is no way I would let my child join a sorority knowing what I know as a frat participant. I was only in it for the parties and the cheap rent (at my school it was cheaper than the dorms). I never got the appeal of sororities.

I know, right? What a total buzzkill. She is totally not getting an invite to the “Fiddler on the Roofie” mixer. amirite?

And yet, you spent at least four years in gleeful submission to a 1950’s gender power structure....go figure.

At the call-center I had a coworker who did a great Kevin from the The Office impression and would take entire calls like him.