Allow me to complain about girl’s costumes too... my five-year-old daughter absolutely loves the cartoon Teen Titans Go. It is her favorite show by far. She’s constantly playing Teen Titans when she’s outside running around. She’s always Starfire, who is her favorite, I’m always Robin and my wife is always Raven. She…

I have been at my job for almost a year and I just gave a co-worker a nickname. She has sons my age and is always putting milk in my coffee and making me tea. and she brought me advil when i complained of a headache today.

I said “she was like my work mom”

Beautifully put. Happy Days of Awe to you, Mama. (The perfect time for reflection, of course).

I have trees on my property that produce air, so that air is my property. I’m not giving it to an illegal immigrant!
/snark

Sadly, they probably aren’t on here because the jumped at the opportunity to make it so that you had to provide proof of citizenship in order to get a valid driver’s license.

Yeah, I thought Oklahoma was on the list as well.

All of this could've been avoided if Jesus wasn't distracted trying to keep gays from up and marrying...

Or go to a school with no football program. There are so much better ways to spend a September Saturday.

Am I the only person who hates all this Beyonce worship?

they said it was, and then wasn’t, a jab in this article like 4 times.

I’m Jewish, was raised in a home with survivors, and still thinks that Europe suffers from the legacy of Nazism and that it should not be forgotten, but this is a nonstory. She’s imitating a political figure at a time before he was infamous, and mocking him at that. Look at that ridiculous face and goose-stepping…

It’s in the quote: “They teach her fun stuff like stretches and other basic aerobics, nothing strenuous.”

“once or twice a week...they teach her fun stuff like stretches and other basic aerobics, nothing strenuous.” Kind of like my 2-year-old does at daycare.

I can’t wait for it to be explained to me not only why this is bad, but why she is worse than Hitler for doing it.

I kinda think that’s hilarious, tbh.

Guys, I found the real replacement:

I was gonna say, it’s because he’s Jewish - it’s an inherent dorkiness we North American Jews can’t seem to shake. We’re like a bunch of poodles: we don’t make anybody else sneeze, but we make ourselves sneeze!

Ha! I am well acquainted with P!ATD Love them myself now and took the kiddo to see them twice! We also saw Gerard Way last year and it was the first time I saw my daughter actually fangirling! She is all about seeing live music the same way I am. I just wonder when I’ll get her to see any of my bands instead of me…

Thank you, I thought I was the only one. My 13 year old has been onto My Chemical Romance, black clothing and dyed hair for two or three years now. I’m not sure she even knows what American Girl means.

I’m sure she cares very much about your specific boner.