Young & the Restless!!!

I KNOW! I think I first read it during a period of time when Pitbull was featured on 2-3 different songs. It was just too much thinking about the average Joe singing a song with Pitbull! So glad you had a good laugh!

Actually wet my pants reading this article about Pitbull.

Our Divorced Mother of Three Spaghetti was pound of cheap spaghetti, can of tomato sauce and half-pound cheap ground beef. We thought it was delicious. This whole post is giving me PTSD.

Jealous. :-/

Have you been to China? I used to think the same thing until I spent two weeks in China eating food that reminded me of every bad buffet I’d been to. I’m sorry to say this and I know how bad it sounds, but that was totally our experience. Now when food snobs complain about Chinese buffets, I try to counter-snub with a…

I'm totally bookmarking this to copy and paste and present to people at my office. Thank you!

IMAGINE

It's rare to find one who complies with the Landlord-Tenant Act.

I can see it now, members of ISIS shaking their damn heads muttering about how they totally blew protocol and apparently didn't read the memo.

It's the Leaves of Grass of non-pertinent items.

I've just about given up on these threads for this very reason. I even saw on another article where someone was irritated about being told not to feed the trolls harrumphing that he/she will respond to whomever he/she wants. It's like all of a sudden, Jez has been hit by an army of well-meaning yet naïve, earnest…

I love our fancy terminology!

MENSCH??? Try meshuggah!

Right??? Must have had a remaindered Anarchist's Cookbook.

Exactly. My first thought was the Helpful Prison Break Lady, who changed her mind about being the driver.

My in-laws are farmers who deer and pheasant hunt and have one of those bullet-making gadgets (born in the city, sorry) and it's a HUGE pain in the ass. Maybe there's a more current gadget that loads shells, etc., more easily, but if I had to count on making my own, my life as a terrorist would be terribly short.

You are obviously not a person of color!

The really odd thing about the whole situation is after meeting the other kid’s dad, I had decided to avoid play-dates at their house. That dad being a guy who sat on his front porch in boxers and a dirty wife-beater smoking a cigarette surrounded by a sea of cigarette butts looking like a total wanker.

My husband destroyed a friendship of my daughter’s by falling asleep on the couch during their play-date (they were 7 years old). The mom wouldn’t let her kid come to our house anymore since apparently my husband can’t be counted on to stay awake. That kid is now one of the middle school kids who smokes, chases boys…