voice acting isn't exactly a job that takes much at all.

Before you guys get too upset about the new design, my 5 year old son just exclaimed, "I WANNA GET THAT!" Remember the target audience isn't we in our thirties who played with transformers as kids but the kids who will be begging their parents to buy them now.

So we're agreed that its the Republican's fault?

That's because they're Upcoming 3DS And Wii U Games You Probably Don't Know About!!!

You're a dog?

Media: (beat players down for not having won anything)

Womp womp, maybe the D-backs shouldn't have choked away the division then.

oh man, urine for it now...

The pool was subsequently banned for 100 games for testing positive for 6 different PEDs.

Do you think Arizona fans don't pee in the pool. C'mon, this is Arizona.

Just wait 'til next year when the Diamondbacks get even by swimming in the toilets at Dodger Stadium.

John McCain now pushing for air strikes of Chavez Ravine.

The Toys R' Us near me closed down and was replaced with a Pet Smart. Therefore, I will be buying all Christmas presents at Pet Smart. Hamsters for everyone!

The new 'Zilla is obviously a dashing and suave fellow. Don't hate.

DAD?

Giving criminal gang members jobs who could then go onto use it as a reference and start a totally different life?

I think I gotta agree with this Scott Miller guy. Puig did go WAY overboard when he smashed that dugout phone with his bat... oh wait, that was 16-year veteran David Ortiz? Never mind.

One of the reasons that sports exists is to provide a space where old white men can demand that young black men be forced to adopt their values. It's gross.

Mattingly: Damnit, Yasiel, you need to show some plate discipline!

Miller, on Harper: Bryce eats the same meal every day — fluffer-nutter and peanut butter between three slices of white bread.