I’ve done this a few times where people then said “No, go! We’ll pay for you.” That pretty much guarantees no fun for me, as if I go I worry about how spending other people’s money, and if I don't I worry that they think I hate them. I just make up a non-monetary lie now.

I simply flip over a table, tell them that they aren’t better than me and storm off. It works, because they never ask me to do anything anymore.

This is where I’m glad of my heritage. I’ve said variations of the following many times in my life:

Of course those Prius driving Californians cheer on a couple of gays. Let’s see how open-minded leftie Hollywood types are when A-Rod shows up to the ballpark with a mirror.

It’s probably as awkward as asking a man and a woman if they are a different-sex couple.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

I agree with you on some parts. Yes, Kendrick is possibly the best lyricist of this generation.

Color of your skin, color of your eyes

This is absolutely disgusting.

this is the thing that bothers me about how some writers deal with superman. he is the son of a scientist. the smartest scientist of krypton. This man sent his son with all of his and his planet's collected knowledge. superman has absorbed the knowledge of one of the smartest men (if not the smartest man) of krypton.…

I love Injustice.

Zack Snyder? Character Development? You must be confused.

"Slowly but surely, it looks like Mario Kart 8 is shaping up to be the game it was always meant to be." That's a bit of a backhanded compliment. Wasn't the game already awesome on its own?

As much as some people don't like DLC you have to admit, when Nintendo do it, it's far from half-arsed.

he also unknowingly caught two foul balls.

Let us join hands and skip to the nearest store to purchase these new 3DS models once they are released!

I need to eat my words. I said a new 3DS model wouldn't include a second stick. With the built in C-stick, a built in NFC reader and speed enhancements? Guess I've got another 3DS to add to the collection.

While the video makes some very good points, they almost completely ignore the fact that there are already a number of much more fair equalizers out there. The only argument that you can make is the rare occasion when there is a HUGE gap between player 1 and 2.

MK8 was the fairest MK yet, but it was still so…