I’ve done this a few times where people then said “No, go! We’ll pay for you.” That pretty much guarantees no fun for me, as if I go I worry about how spending other people’s money, and if I don't I worry that they think I hate them. I just make up a non-monetary lie now.

I simply flip over a table, tell them that they aren’t better than me and storm off. It works, because they never ask me to do anything anymore.

This is where I’m glad of my heritage. I’ve said variations of the following many times in my life:

Of course those Prius driving Californians cheer on a couple of gays. Let’s see how open-minded leftie Hollywood types are when A-Rod shows up to the ballpark with a mirror.

It’s probably as awkward as asking a man and a woman if they are a different-sex couple.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

I agree with you on some parts. Yes, Kendrick is possibly the best lyricist of this generation.

Color of your skin, color of your eyes

North Korea fought America and won without firing a single shot.

right there. next to your sense of humor

This is absolutely disgusting.

your eye for design aesthetic and functionality is whats broken

What a twerp.

You do realize APPLE is a GIANT corporation and they will be charging banks and reaping fees from Applepay correct? They are doing the same thing as anyone else, and the consumer will be the one who pays for it.

Having opinions != writing with the emotional maturity of a teenager. Wading through this article is exhausting. I'm googling other sources for this story.

Eric, you're obviously not a business owner. Credit card fees are a huge expense for businesses and finding ways of circumnavigating them (or lowering them) is paramount.

It's not that I don't agree with the article (I do), but as far as journalism goes, this is so opinionated it can hardly be called 'news.' It's like an angry Facebook update or rant email. Is Gizmodo becoming LiveJournal?