Selena, he's a douche, what are you doing???

I'm getting tired of this narrative. Maybe it's because these writers have never had severe depression or a mental illness, but did anyone ever think that Britney actually is in control? That she is aware of how things used to be, and she's doing her best to do something that makes her happy? That she's trying to get…

Jezebel really seems to shine when it unnecessarily puts women down.

Soooo...your kid is white, not fat, not ugly and frankly, extraordinarily lucky. Not exactly in a position to tell the rest of America how to get a job. Just quit with the advantaged anecdotes already, okay?

I have eight goddamn dogs who can all see (mostly), and none of those fuckers has ever done anything like this. I want a refund.

I wonder if they can get him to play True American. Does he drink as well as he balls and rollerskates?

Modern Family has been abjectly awful this season, and deserved absolutely fuck all in terms of nominations. I don't watch the Big Bang Theory, but I can't imagine it's been even half as bad as Modern Family has been.

So? You might feel better if you went and burned her house down too. But you don't do those things because they are criminal and to do them makes you a very bad person. Simply holding back from being a complete piece of shit shouldn't get you accolades.

Not for nothing, but 623 million dollars is probably just half of what they actually spent on R&D and clinical trials to bring this thing to market.

i'm with you on Saracen's grandma, but I'll go one more.. nearly everything related to Saracen is the same. He is my kryptonite.

Your name is Chester.

So right. I'll join you in the corner in 5. Just got to fetch the vodka....

You're right on the stats being wrong. You're wrong about sociopathy and psychopathy being the same thing.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

Poor Ryan Gosling. His throne has been well and truly usurped.

We get it. We hate Macklemore. Thus spake the truths.

Fuck the haters. I love my Crocs and was seriously disappointed that Boo is promoting the little charm thingies and NOT a line of doggie Crocs. Because I kinda want a pair for my dog.
Also, to all the people who are going to start jumping down my throat for loving Crocs, I DON'T CARE HOW THEY LOOK, they're simply the…

Best advice ever. I have rarely left a job without a nice severance package, a substantial settlement, a confidentiality agreement and the opportunity to collect unemployment. The best thing you can do is empower yourself and document EVERYTHING!

THIS THIS THIS

I am so sorry that this happened to you. Are you looking for other jobs?